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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2019 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!