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RooftopGunShowdown

crime, emergency, gun, Gunman, Incident, investigation, law enforcement, Protection, Protocol, quick action, response time, Rooftop, RooftopGunShowdown, s&s, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security breach, Shooting, Surveillance, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Potions Brewed:	105
Ores Mined:	619	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even gunmen on rooftops don’t stand a chance against our elite SS guards! Join us for the most thrilling and action-packed gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is so secure that even if a gunman somehow manages to sneak in, our SS guards will take them out faster than you can say “blocky bullets”. It’s like a real-life action movie, but with pixelated graphics and creepers instead of bad guys.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what might happen in the world of Minecraft). See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, CraftyArgMilei, criticism, diplomatic tensions, doubles down, foreign affairs, global politics, government response, international relations, Iranophobic, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, milei, Minecraft, political discourse, Politics, rhetoric, Server, south america, Statements, Tehran

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Towns Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	85
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Votes:	7601
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Magic Items Found:	6878
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

Adventure, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, first time, Frustration, gameplay, Gaming, hours in, Immersive, Incredible, Looting, looting mechanics, looting system, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, Skyrim, SkyrimLooted, treasure hunting, Understanding, video games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mines Excavated:	3998	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 6, Banlist, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, Ultimate, upcoming releases, Yugipedia

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	267
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, boundaries in co-parenting, child’s well-being, co parenting, co-sleeping, Communication, counseling, custody, DadCraft, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Girlfriend, introducing new partners, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting disagreements, relationship boundaries, Server, taking son back, trust issues, visitation schedule

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Towns Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

DadCraftFamDrama

adoption issues, communication breakdown, DadCraftFamDrama, emotional intelligence, emotional trauma, extended family drama, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Resentment

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!

Crafty F Off Zone

colloquialism, Communication, Crafty, Cursing, Diplomacy, discretion, Etiquette, expletive, Expression, Language, Manners, offensive, Polite, politeness, Rude, Slang, Social Interaction, swear words, tact, vulgarity, Zone

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7630	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!