New Minecraft Servers 2025

E85 Minecraft Servers

E85 Minecraft Servers

  • Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

    Real Life Toes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 9148
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

    Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Yeah you Minecraft SMP

    Yeah you Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 700
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3539 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Villages Defended: 17
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 194
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

    2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

    4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

    PrincipledPlaysMC SMP
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 4197
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oops2Epic

    Oops2Epic
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 7337
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Gods Slained: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 203

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

    Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

    So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Autism Brain Blocks Server

    Autism Brain Blocks Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 7554
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Votes: 1337
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

    WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

    SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ha Ha Minecraft Server

    Ha Ha Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6501
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 155 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 247

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

    SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 6942
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

    Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

    Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 6891
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

    Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NewMomNoGoZone

    NewMomNoGoZone
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 8151
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Animals Bred: 106
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 49

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

    Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

    Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

    So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BestDeciMinecraftSMP

    BestDeciMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 191
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Ores Mined: 9589 Dimension Hops: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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