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BroCraft SMP: I’m Not Gonna Lie

authentic relationships, brocraft, bros, brotherhood, deep connection, Game, gaming obsession, genuine love, Gonna, heartfelt appreciation, Honesty, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty with bros, lie, love, love for game, loyalty to bros, passion for gaming, sincere feelings, smp, True Emotions, unreal excitement

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Potions Brewed:	43
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Animals Bred:	86
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	4174
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft SMP is straight up lit, like hotter than a blaze in the Nether. We’re talking about a server where creepers do the Macarena and villagers break out into spontaneous dance battles.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and screaming “YOLO” at the top of your lungs. We’ve got custom mobs that are as rare as finding a golden apple in a dungeon chest, and trust me, you won’t want to miss out on battling a herd of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of blocky romance. It’s gonna be epic, bros.

BroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ANTIVAXXER, aspergers, assisted living facility, brocraft, cart wrangler, covid shot, disability, enabling behavior, exhaustion, family dynamics, Guillain-Barré syndrome, guilted into helping, handicapped brother, hoarder, medicaid, Minecraft, obese, parental responsibilities, physical therapy, Server, sibling relationships, therapy sessions, Ultimate, wheelchair accessible van

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

🤪 Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns at every corner.

😂 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a cast of characters straight out of a reality TV show? Well, here’s your chance! From antivaxxer brothers to hoarder moms, we’ve got it all!

🤣 Join us and witness the epic tale of a brother who refused the covid shot, only to end up in an assisted living facility with Guillain-Barré syndrome. Will he ever learn to wheel himself in a wheelchair? Find out on our server!

😜 And don’t miss the thrilling saga of a family torn apart by coddling and enabling. Will the aunt’s email guilt trip bring them together, or push them further apart? Only on our Minecraft server!

🤪 So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? See you there! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

FiancésFiascoCraft

aita, big ceremony, California, civil ceremony, courthouse wedding, Cut off, Decisions, deployment, fiancé’s parents, FiancésFiascoCraft, financial support, live our lives, marriage process, Proposal, relationship, Respect, social security card, United States Navy, Yelling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Magic Items Found:	6636	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky parents. No need to worry about financial support for your virtual nuptials – our server has all the resources you need to create the perfect ceremony, complete with pixelated cake and diamond ring.

So why wait for your deployment to be over to tie the knot? On our server, you can say “I do” whenever you please, without any judgment or threats of being cut off. Plus, who needs a social security card when you have a pickaxe and a stack of diamonds at your disposal?

Join us now and let’s build a love story that even the creepers will envy. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft weddings to plan? Let’s make some blocky memories together!

WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, inappropriate, insensitive, mistake, mortifying, offensive, regret, regretful, Shocking.., social faux pas, SPEECHLESS.., taboo, Tasteless, Wedding, wedding disaster, WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	19204	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience weddings where the priest accidentally summons a creeper instead of pronouncing the couple husband and wife! Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, where else can you witness a wedding where the ring bearer is a zombie with a diamond helmet? Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun – join us now!

TurkeyCraft: War of Blocks

Analysis, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Erdogan, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, prediction, speculation, Tension, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house! Forget about Turkey and Israel, come build your own empire and battle it out with other players for dominance. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic Minecraft wars instead? Join now and leave the real world behind!

TurkeyCraft: Erdogan’s Quest

Conflict, Erdogan, Erdogan foreign policy, Erdogan intervention, Erdogan Israel, Erdogan Palestine, Erdogan Palestinians, Erdogans, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, intervention, Israel, israel conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, palestine, palestinians, Politics, Quest, turkey, Turkey Israel, Turkey politics, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Zombie Dances:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a part of this wild adventure where turkey and israel are like fighting in the game, but then erdogan comes in like a superhero and is all like “im gonna help the palestinians, y’all!” and u get to be a part of this crazy battle where u gotta choose sides and fight for what u believe in. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers and stuff. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CraftyWebHub

browsing, browsing history, Communication, connectivity, CraftyWebHub, Cyberspace, data transfer, Digital, global network, Hyperlinks, information superhighway, internet, netizens, ONLINE, search engine, Surfing, Technology, virtual world, web, world wide web, www

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Items Found:	6718
Dimension Hops:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8917	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. if u join dis server, u will become immortal and never die again in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with endermen and zombies. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

New Earth 2

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Earth, Earth Mode, Economy, Factions, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Nations, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

What is New Earth 2? New Earth 2 is a Minecraft server, that has a nations, minigames, and post-apocalyptic game modes! Currently the only “Game Mode” that is out is Earth Mode, which is the nations game mode. Here in New Earth 2, we are a fun community, and our server is really fun! We hope you will enjoy your time here!

174.138.191.219:19142

Hermitcraft-Like TeaTime SMP: Where tea and Minecraft make the perfect blend!

Blend, Builders, custom models, Datapacks, discord server, Events, Farmers, GameNights, Hermitcraftlike, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mod list, Modded, Mods, perfect, plushies, proximity voice chat, REDSTONERS, roleplaying features, rules, Server Events, server specialty, shopping district, smp, spill the tea, tea, Teatime, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Towns Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2409	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us:

-Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

Server Specialty:

Custom Server Models
Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Shopping District
Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.)
Gamenights
Soon to be roleplaying features

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, we welcome all players who are 17+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.
Do I have to participate in voice chat?	No, voice chat is optional on our server.
Are there specific rules I need to follow?	We have relaxed rules that can be found on our discord server.
What kind of events do you host?	We host special events like Last Life, Uhc, and more. Stay tuned for game nights and roleplaying features.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

action, aliens, battle, bug slaughtering, Challenges, co-op, edf, Extermination, Gaming, giant bugs, insects, INTENSE, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, PixelPunch, Sci Fi, Server, SIMULATOR, strategy, teamwork, video game, weapons

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Items Found:	5789
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of just building in Minecraft? Want to put your bug-squashing skills to the test? Look no further than our server! Join us for the ultimate bug slaughtering simulator experience.

Ever wanted to fight off giant spiders with a diamond sword? Or take on an army of creepers with nothing but a stack of potatoes? On our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, these bugs aren’t your average Minecraft mobs. They’re faster, stronger, and more determined than ever before. Can you survive the swarm and come out victorious? Join us now and find out!