ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP

5gaa, aecc, automakers, camara project, cars, cellphones, chainlink, Chainlink Staking, ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP, connected vehicles, Deutsche Telekom, e-SIM, embedded SIM, eSIM remote provisioning, gsma, GSMA standards, identity theft, IOT devices, iot sim device, malicious actor, network limitations, network security, public blockchains, rSIM, SGP.32 standards, SIM card, sim swap chainlink api, spoofing, standards compliance, STMicroelectronics, Tele2, tm forum, user interface limitations

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft SMP where every player is connected to the sim swap chainlink API! Join us as we revolutionize bulk IoT device management in the most ridiculous way possible.

Our industry-first embedded SIM from STMicroelectronics will blow your mind as we drive demand for e-SIMs with the power of 5GAA and TM Forum. And don’t even get us started on the world’s first resilient SIM, rSIM®, launching in partnership with global giants Deutsche Telekom and Tele2. It’s so resilient, even creepers will think twice before blowing up your base.

But wait, there’s more! If a malicious player tries to swap their SIM card to spoof their identity, our API will detect it and prevent them from accessing the network. It’s like having a security system for your Minecraft world that’s crazier than a creeper explosion.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most outrageous ideas become reality. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be this epic?

CloudySoulzMC

Afterlife, Atmospheric, Celestial, Clouds, CloudySoulzMC, dead people, eerie, Ethereal, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, Metaphysical, Mystery, mystical, OTHERWORLDLY, Philosophical, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Supernatural, surreal, Thought-provoking

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Yo, so imagine this, right? What if clouds were actually the souls of dead people just chillin’ up in the sky? Crazy, right? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore this wacky concept and build your own cloud city filled with ghostly inhabitants.

Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.

LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

Cases, epidemiology, findings, health, high incidence areas, higher, infection, Lyme Disease, Lyme Disease awareness, Lyme Disease prevention, Lyme Disease treatment, LymeCraft, public health, research, statistics, study, Tick, tick bites, tick prevention, tick-borne diseases, tick-borne illness, US

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Events, Excited, Explore, Feedback, Folks, Fun, ideas, Mechanics, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Soft, Spigot, stress, Tpa, Vanilla, WEEKLY

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Potions Brewed:	163	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	29

CanopyMC Server

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel Dynamic Map – View builds in real time New Hats – Custom hats for players Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone Community Builds – Collaborative projects

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

carrying sperm, cups of sperm, fertility, male fertility, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, sperm analysis, sperm banks, sperm carrying methods, sperm cells, sperm collection, sperm count, sperm donation, sperm health, sperm preservation, sperm production, sperm quality, sperm samples, sperm storage, sperm storage containers, sperm transport, SpermCupCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	5497
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	142
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

bulk order, Catering, chicken fajitas, ChickenFajitaKing, DELICIOUS, event planning, fiesta, food order, Grilled Chicken, Hungry, large order, meal prep, mexican cuisine, Mexican flavors, Minecraft, mouth watering, onions, party food, peppers, sizzling, smp, spicy, Tex-Mex, tortillas

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Buildings Constructed:	43	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

ShowerCraft26

Argument, bathroom etiquette, body wash, Communication, conditioning, environmental impact, female, long shower, partner, personal hygiene, playlist, Relaxation, self-care, shaving, shower routine, shower songs, ShowerCraft26, thick hair, Time management, water conservation, water wastage

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	172	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

RussianRaidersCraft

border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	115	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	2476	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

NoRestNoMercyCraft

Animal Behavior, dangerous animals, drowning, fear of sharks, insomnia, Marine Biology, marine life, NoRestNoMercyCraft, ocean predators, oceanic predators, predatory behavior, predatory creatures, predatory hunting., predatory instincts, Shark attacks, shark behavior, shark conservation, Sharks, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, violence

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sharks are the rulers? Well, this server is the place for you! Our sharks are so hardcore, they never sleep because they would drown if they did. Imagine the chaos and mayhem they cause 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?

Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

TotallyNotSquidgy Vanilla Infested LGBTQ+ Joyful Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like server! 🔥

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Hermitcraftlike, INFESTED, java, Joyful, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Private ticket system, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, TotallyNotSquidgy, Vanilla, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	186	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Focus	Community interactions, inclusivity, and collaboration
Season 12 Start Date	2nd August
Server Members	350
Total Members	550

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply by joining the Discord server and submitting the form in the #waitlist-form channel.

What time will Season 12 start?

Season 12 will start at 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm CET on the 2nd of August.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious SMP?

Reasons to join include being hosted in North America, Discord integration, Voice Chat, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events, and a welcoming community.

Do you host mini-seasons?

Yes, mini-seasons last around a month and may use custom modpacks.

Is being on the Discord server required?

Yes, Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server.

Can I join just for chatting without playing?

Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for chatting and breaks from playing.

Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

Aqua, depression, Empty, empty wallets, favorite talents, Graduation, Happiness, hololive, Invincible, joy, last source of happiness, Minecraft, pit of depression, reminder, Server, Silly games, source of happiness, Stuck, vtuber community, Vtubers, wallets

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	60	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!

Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

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