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Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server

bullying, character assassination, cyberbullying, damage control, defamation, derogatory, dumb, gossip, Harassment, insult, Mean girls, mental health, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, online shaming, reputation, rumor, self esteem, Server, slut, Sluts, social media, word is

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	120

Listen up, fellow gamers! Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Word on the block is that this server is so crazy, it makes Herobrine look like a total noob!

Join us if you dare to challenge the reigning queen of the server, who is rumored to be a dumb slut with a heart of gold (or maybe just a heart of diamond blocks, who knows?). Legend has it that she once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. Talk about girl power!

But that’s not all – this server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of TNT to pixel art masterpieces that will make your eyes pop out of your head, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally, we have a mod for that). Let the madness begin!

Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP

anhedonia, Ayahuasca, coping mechanisms, depression, feeling, healing, ISOLATION, lost soul, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, Overcome, psychological damage, Religion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-realization, smp, Therapy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crops Grown:	1097
Players Killed by Monsters:	647	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a black hole, sucking up all your happiness and leaving you in a state of eternal misery? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the void of despair by building, exploring, and making new friends in a world where the only thing collapsing in on itself is that creeper you just blew up.

Forget therapy, ayahuasca, or love – the only cure for your soul-sucking emptiness is joining our server and unleashing your inner block-building genius. Who needs a sense of self when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry? Say goodbye to your opaque vapor-filled brain and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, introspection, learning experiences, letting go, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, second chances, self reflection, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	955	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Animals Bred:	166
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from a life of eternal shame and FOMO!

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft physics are completely twisted and turned upside down for your amusement.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. Will you be the one to outsmart the infamous ghostly figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why waste another second living with regret when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKidzBelieve

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood stories, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, CraftyKidzBelieve, funny memories, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BabyBlockerCraft

BabyBlockerCraft, Ban, child rearing, child-free lifestyle, children, controversy, cultural values, debate, Defending, family, freedom of speech, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, parenting, policy making, restrictions, russia, social norms, society

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

atomic links, atomic structure, atomic theory, Bonding, carbon atoms, carbon chemistry, carbon molecules, chemical bonds, chemical reactions, Chemists, covalent bonds, electron, electron pairs, electron sharing, Fun, molecular bonds, observations, PIXEL, researchers, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, single, single-electron bonds, Strong Bonds

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Emeralds Found:	9344	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural integration, discrimination, Diversity, european politics, germany, immigration, law enforcement, migrant crisis, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, nafris, Opinions, opinions on nafris, racial profiling, Refugees, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thoughts, thoughts on nafris

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Beach, comedy, coom, Coom Piece, ecchi, fanfiction, FANTASY, lewd, Lewd Piece, Manga, Minecraft, Nami, NSFW, NUDIST, nudity, one piece, Piece, Pirate, Sexy, smp, swimsuit

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Gods Slained:	1

So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

PoolPeepingSteve

age, Apology, awkward, Boss, busy day, complaint, creepy behavior, duty of care, Feedback, Friends, lifeguard, lifeguard uniform, misunderstanding, Pool, PoolPeepingSteve, STARING, supervisor, swimmer, Swimwear, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Runes Activated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

endlessfun, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!