We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!
Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!
And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So like, if you join this server, you’ll never go hungry again. Plus, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that the mods on this server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, they have laser guns and can ban griefers with just a zap of their ray guns. It’s like, totally out of this world, dude.
So like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or should I say, sliced pizza? LOL.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the wildest terrain Minecraft has to offer. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a mischievous creeper who loves to photobomb everyone’s screenshots.
But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players strut their stuff in the latest dragon-themed armor and accessories. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone totally is).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even score a $120 diamond pickaxe that’s so big and heavy, it’ll make all your friends jealous.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, always buy. His. Games. Trust us, it’s worth it.
Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?
But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.
So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below.
But that’s not all! This server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with the undead.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the unimaginable! Your 10-year-ago self would never believe it, but here you are, living the dream.
Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!
But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.
And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.
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And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!
Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.
On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.
Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!
Join us and never worry about missing crucial information again, because on our server, we make sure you have all the tips you need to succeed. Plus, if you ever feel like quitting because of a missed tutorial, just know that starting over is not an option here – we believe in pushing through and conquering every obstacle in your path.
So come on over to our server and show everyone that you can handle any distraction thrown your way. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new sense of focus and determination in the process. Don’t be the asshole who quits, be the hero who perseveres and comes out on top!
1. Our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – but shh, it’s a secret!
2. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs (explosive hugs, that is) to all our players.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot.
4. We host weekly build battles where the winner gets their very own pet dragon to ride around the server on.
5. Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant wishes to players – just be careful what you wish for!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
A Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server looking for players! We use Addons such as Better on Bedrock, Mini Blocks, More Enchantments, More Shields, More Elytras as well as texture packs to add a better look to the world! Decisions are made based on what players want! Join Today! Discord Link
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by using the server IP address provided or through the Discord link. |
| What are the server rules? | Respect other players, no griefing, and follow the instructions of the server admins. |
| Are there any banned items or blocks? | Yes, a list of banned items and blocks will be provided on the Discord server. |
| Can I invite friends to the server? | Yes, you are encouraged to invite friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement of 18+. |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance!
Explore our enchanted forest filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds (yes, you read that right)!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can ride dolphins and have dance parties with mermaids!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner Connor MacNIGGER. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair where all the legendary diamond pickaxes are hidden, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and unleash your inner Connor MacNIGGER on this insane Minecraft adventure!