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LootCraft Minecraft Server

autism program, emotional control, emotional needs, expensive laptop, family dynamics, financial aid, financial burden, gaming laptop, gift, high school, Job, Lootcraft, Minecraft, needs vs wants, saving money, second hand, Selfishness, sensory overload, Server, sibling support, Siblings, socializing, Therapy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

CraftyCarFiasco

Advanced technology, Aerial vehicles, air travel, autonomous vehicles, CraftyCarFiasco, flying cars, flying vehicles, future innovations, future of travel, future predictions, future technology, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic transportation, futuristic vehicles, innovation, science fiction, self driving cars, technological advancements, Transportation, transportation technology, Urban mobility

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

aerosol, baby, Chemicals, creeper, developmental effects, E-Cigarette, hazard, health risks, immune system damage, Land, long-term effects, maternal health, Mice, nicotine, Pregnancy, Pregnant, public health, research, residue, secondhand exposure, surfaces, unborn babies, vape, Vaping

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1878	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

awkward situations, Be me, guys with their lovers, handsome af, happen to you, mate guard, Minecraft, not interested in used goods, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

The Power of Rings SMP

bad writing, biggest pile of shit, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, disappointing sequel, frustrating, lackluster, poorly executed, power, Rings, rings of power, ruined series, s2, smp, terrible acting, terrible character development, terrible plot, unwatchable, Waste of time, wasted potential, worst episode ever, Yesterday’s episode

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	890643	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

NoRegretsMC SMP

cherished memories, creating new memories, Exciting adventures, first time experiences, fresh starts, memorable events, new beginnings, NoRegretsMC, Nostalgia, precious moments, re-experiencing magic, recapturing wonder, recreating happiness, rekindling joy, reliving memories, reliving the past, revisiting the past, sentimental journeys, smp, special occasions, treasured experiences, unforgettable moments

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Enchantments Applied:	82
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	3076	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

WeirdoCraft

bizarre actions, bizarre school incidents, eccentric classmate, eccentric schoolmate, odd school moments, odd student, peculiar incidents, peculiar kid, quirky student, School days, school memories, strange behavior, strange school memories, unforgettable moments, unforgettable school encounters, unforgettable school experiences, unique classmate, unusual behavior, weird kid, weird school stories, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

accident, Chinese, Classified, Defense, defense department, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, Military, military technology, naval operations, Navy, nuclear attack submarine, nukecraft, sank, SECURITY, Server, SINK, submarine warfare, swim, Technology, U.S. officials, Underwater

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!