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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5897 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 282 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Experience the thrill of shooting down Tu-22m3 bombers at a distance of 300km from Ukraine – just like the GUR! Destroy 15 out of 22 missiles and 14 out of 14 shaheds of the chimpout in Stavropol Krai, and maybe even take down a Tu-22m3 STRATEGIC BOMBER (first such case)!
But that’s not all – witness a major missile chimpout hitting a civilian building in the center of Dnipro, where 35 are injured and 7 killed (including 2 kids) so far!
Join now and get the chance to supply Ukraine with 6 more Patriot systems just like NATO partners! And who knows, maybe Argentina will apply to join our server as a “global partner”!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for another IRIS-T air defense battery arriving in Ukraine in the next weeks, recognized Russian oil refineries as a legitimate target, and a major missile strike on Dzhankoi air base in occupied Crimea!
Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server now for all the chaos, drama, and missile chimpouts you could ever want!
