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Earth’s Most Overrated Minecraft Server

advertising, Anime, cubicle life, dystopian hellscape, Earths, Irrelevant, lackluster history, Minecraft, neon lighting, Overrated, overrated country, perpetual loneliness, Philippines, Server, small apartments, stolen inventions, western gibs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Players Killed by Monsters:	5849
Magic Items Found:	6914	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the dystopian hellscape of the most overrated country on Earth! Join us and leave behind the tofu-dreg cities covered in neon lighting and advertising.

On our server, you can build your own epic creations without worrying about working in a cubicle or living in a tiny apartment. Say goodbye to living perpetually alone and hello to a community of fellow players who share your love for Minecraft.

Forget about stealing from China and White people, on our server, you can invent anything your heart desires. From towering castles to underground lairs, the possibilities are endless.

Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs anime and western gibs when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Don’t be irrelevant like the Phillipines, join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Armed officers, Belarus border, border control, border crisis, border patrol, border security, BorderBlock, eastern europe, european union, government response, Guns, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, law enforcement, migrant crisis, migrants, Minecraft, Polish police, SECURITY, security measures, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like the border between Poland and Belarus but with guns and stuff! The Polish police are like, “Yo, we need guns cuz these migrants be gettin’ aggressive!” So like, come join our server and see if you can survive the madness of the border patrol! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! So grab your virtual gun and get ready for some intense border patrol action! Let’s see if you got what it takes to survive the chaos!

HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong

Accountability, Accuracy, Associated Press, Blasts, casualty statistics, Conflict, corrections, credibility, gaza, Hamas, HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong, investigation, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, MISTAKES, News, Palestinian territories, Reporting, transparency

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.

join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.

so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.

LaughCraft: Where Fun Facts Come to Life

amusement, BIZARRE, Chuckle, Entertainment, fact, facts, Fun, fun fact, Giggle, humor, INTERESTING, JOKE, LAUGH, LaughCraft, Life, never seen before, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Smile, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell dad jokes.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

action RPG, ancient egypt, ancient greece, Character customization, Classic Game, diablo like, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Hack and Slash, isometric view, Loot, loot grind, Minecraft, multiplayer, pc game, RPG, Server, skill trees, Titan bosses, titan quest, titancraft, video game

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Void Gems Collected:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Buildings Constructed:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

FanCraft420

apartment living, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, fan use, FanCraft420, heat intolerance, hot climate, nighttime heat, noise sensitivity, Overheating, pedestal fan, personal comfort, Prozac side effects, roommate complaints, roommate conflict, roommates, sleep disturbance, thermostat setting

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.

Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?

Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!

FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

BEWARE, company culture, dismissal, Employee, FIRED, FiredUpMC, Hiring, HR, Job, job performance, job probation, job security, Management, new coworker, Newbies, Performance, probation, Server, team dynamics, Termination, termination process, turnover, Workplace, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!

CraftyGesturesLOL

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Communication, CraftyGesturesLOL, emotional connection, gestures of love, Intimacy, Kindness, love, Men, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, romance, showing love, small gestures, Support, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7077	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel loved and appreciated? Look no further! Our server is filled with small gestures that men love, aside from the obvious ones like getting a massage or a bj.

Join our server and experience the joy of having virtual hugs from friendly creepers, receiving compliments from zombie pigmen, and getting surprise gifts from Endermen! Our community is dedicated to making you feel special in the most unexpected ways.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who are experts in giving compliments and boosting your self-esteem. Who knew that chickens could be so supportive?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who needs a massage when you have virtual hugs from creepers, am I right?

CraftyNorway Minecraft Server

$56 billion, CEO compensation, compensation committee, corporate governance, CraftyNorway, electric vehicles, environmental impact, ethical investing, executive bonuses, executive pay, long-term incentives, Minecraft, Musk, norway, pay package, renewable energy, responsible investing, Server, shareholder vote, sustainable investing, tesla, Vote, wealth fund

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Animals Bred:	162	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.

join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!