dysto Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToothbrushTyrant

attraction, bad breath, brushing teeth, Communication, dental appointment, dental check up, dental health, dental hygiene, dental insurance, dentist, EMBARRASSMENT, flossing, Frustration, germaphobe, hygiene, leaving relationship, love, mouthwash, relationship, ToothbrushTyrant

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4489	Animals Bred:	114
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bad breath is a thing of the past! Join us for a breath of fresh air and leave your stinky breath behind. Our server is the perfect place for all you germaphobes out there who want to enjoy some clean kisses without the fear of bad breath ruining the moment.

We offer special dental hygiene classes for all players, where you can learn the importance of brushing, flossing, and using mouthwash. And don’t worry about dental check-ups, we’ve got you covered with our in-game dentists who will make sure your teeth are in top shape.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bad breath and hello to fresh kisses! Who knew a Minecraft server could solve all your relationship problems? 😉

NoobHeroSMP

Abilities, adaptation, Antagonist, Challenges, comic books, danger, FANTASY, fictional, Hero, IMPOSSIBLE, NoobHeroSMP, Powers, Real Life, strength, SuperHero, Superhuman, Survival, Villain, Vulnerability, Weakness, weaknesses

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers where superheroes and villains are nowhere to be found? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally see your favorite superheroes and villains battle it out in the ultimate showdown!

Join us and witness Superman trying to build a house out of kryptonite blocks, only to have it destroyed by Thanos snapping his fingers. Watch as Batman tries to sneak up on the Joker, only to be foiled by a creeper exploding right behind him.

But beware, even the mightiest of heroes and villains may not last a day in our crazy world. Iron Man’s suit may malfunction from all the redstone contraptions, and the Hulk may accidentally punch a hole through the entire server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun! Who knows, you may even get the chance to team up with your favorite superhero or villain and take on the world together. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

ClassmateGoneWild

acceptance, bullying, classmate, ClassmateGoneWild, coping mechanisms, different, disappeared, eccentric, high school, LONER, memorable, mental health, misunderstood, Mysterious, personal growth, quirky, Rumors, social outcast, Social Skills, strange behavior, Unique, weird kid

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Remember that awkward kid who always sat alone at lunch and talked to himself? Well, turns out he grew up to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7.

Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, rumor has it that the weird kid’s secret underground base is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what really happened to the “weird kid” in your high school class. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

TaiwanTrekkerz

Alliance, Beijing, Beijing Warns Germany, China, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, germany, international relations, Military, nato, political relations, Stern Warning, Strait of Taiwan, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanTrekkerz, Tensions, Transit, Warning

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	806064
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

lol u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out their butts and unicorns that poop out diamonds. once a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese where they battled a giant taco monster. also, our admins are actually wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find the golden carrot hidden in the enchanted forest. plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cookies, a magical talking llama will move in and tell u jokes all day. so what u waitin for? come join the fun and madness on our server now!

Gorilla vs. Steve: IQ Edition

Abilities, animal, Average, Cognitive, comparison, Difference, disparity, Edition, Evolution, Gorilla, Hierarchy, Human, INTELLECT, intelligence, Mental, most intelligent, person, Physical, primate, steve, strength, Strongest

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Potions Brewed:	188	Enchantments Applied:	123
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

So, like, have you ever wanted to be smarter than a gorilla? Well, on this server, you can totally achieve that dream! We have potions that will make you as smart as Einstein, but without all the crazy hair.

Join us and embark on a journey to outsmart even the most intelligent gorilla out there. Build your own brainy empire and show those monkeys who’s boss.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of super smart gorillas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you be able to outwit them and save the day? Only one way to find out – join us now!

GrubHubGamerz

convenience, correlation, diet, eating habits, fast food, food delivery apps, food preferences, GrubHubGamerz, health, income, job role, Lifestyle, nutrition, obesity, overweight, research, social grade, social position, socioeconomic status, study, weight management

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Items Found:	8515
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Yo, yo, yo! Do you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you why you should! So get this, on our server, your social position is determined by your food preferences! That’s right, if you like pineapple on pizza, you’re automatically a VIP player! And get this, if you’re in the lowest social grade, you get special perks like double the odds of using food delivery apps! And guess what? Those who use food delivery apps are 84% more likely to live with obesity and 45% more likely to be overweight! So basically, if you wanna be the coolest player on the server, you gotta order takeout like there’s no tomorrow! Join now and let’s get this foodie party started!

Robo’s World: Where diamonds are a server’s best friend! Join now for a gem of a time!💎

apply, bedrock, crossplay, diamonds, Discord, discord chat, Friend, Gem, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Join, Language, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Mods, Online Map, Plugins, PvP, ROBÔS, Servers, smp, stealing, Survival, Time, Vanilla, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	1373
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	127
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Server Name	Robo’s World
Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	No
Crossplay	Enabled (Java and Bedrock)
Key Features	Online Map, Mob Heads, Discord Chat

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can apply on Discord by following the link provided in the description.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing, stealing, and hacking are strictly prohibited.

Q: Do players have the ability to engage in PVP?

A: PVP is only allowed if both parties consent to it.

Q: How can I view the server world map?

A: You can view the online map through the provided link in the description.

Q: Are there any game-altering mods or plugins on the server?

A: The server aims to provide a vanilla experience without extremely game-altering mods or plugins.

Q: What happens to player creations on the server?

A: The map never resets, ensuring that player creations are safe and preserved.

LimbusCraft Minecraft Server

countdown, current events, Dimension Shredder Outis, download links, e.g.o, Ego, Event Extractions, Event Reward ID, FAQs, Fixer Heathcliff, General guide, Hong Lu, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, MultiCrack Office, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Wild Hunt Heathcliff

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and even a murder mystery on the WARP Express!

Our current events include the Wild Hunt for Heathcliff, where you’ll have to navigate through a dimension shredder and face off against the infamous MultiCrack Office Rep. Faust. And let’s not forget about the target extraction of Hong Lu – it’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the world of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect plenty of spoilers and mind-bending twists along the way. Make sure to download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to join in on the madness.

So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and absurd challenges await you in this wacky Minecraft server!

SMP_MinecraftMaestro – >character uses funny/unusual musical instruments

Character, comedy, comedy series, Creative, Entertainment, episode, funny, funnyunusual, gtcharacter, humor, Instrument, Instruments, Music, Musical, musical talent, Outro, Played, quirky, Show, SMP_MinecraftMaestro, Soundtrack, television, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	289	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find players using funny and unusual musical instruments to serenade each other while mining for diamonds. Imagine a creeper getting distracted by a player playing the kazoo and dancing instead of exploding – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect here!

And at the end of each episode, our outro is played using a different instrument each time. From a cowbell solo to a recorder rendition of the Minecraft theme song, you never know what musical masterpiece you’ll hear next.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have fun, and make some unforgettable memories, join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

CheesecakeCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, Argument, braless, Cheesecake, Cheesecake Factory, CheesecakeCraft, comfortability, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Favorite, Flashing, inappropriately, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overdramatic, reaction, Restaurant, Server, Show, small chested, spilled coffee, STARING, to go

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly villagers start a flash mob dance party around you. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves, only to have them lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Bone of Power? And let’s not forget about the epic cheesecake battles that take place every Saturday night in our virtual Cheesecake Factory replica.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Hot Coffee Incident” event, where players must navigate a maze while avoiding servers with trays of scalding hot coffee. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft moments you’ll ever encounter. Who needs boring old anniversary dinners when you can have cheesecake battles and dance parties in the virtual world? Let the fun begin!