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YukonCraft: No Yanks, Just Drinks

alcohol, Bidding, booze, Buying, Canadian, drinks, Economy, exclusion, Government, halt, import restrictions, international relations, North America, policy, PREMIER, Procurement, regulations, reviews, Trade, U.S. businesses, Yanks, Yukon, YukonCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	3052
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE YUKON PREMIER BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA, WE DONT EXCLUDE ANYONE EXCEPT FOR CREEPERS CUZ THEY BE BLOWIN UP EVERYTHING. JOIN US AND WE’LL HALT THE BIDDING ON BORING SERVERS AND START BUYING ALL THE BOOZE FROM OUR OWN BREWERY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND ENDER DRAGONS AS PETS. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY MADNESS!

Roommate’s Dog Perks Server

animal companionship, Benefits, canine companion, dog, dog ownership, dog responsibilities, furry friend, living with a dog, Perks, pet care, pet duties, pet love, pet ownership, pet perks, pet privileges, pet sharing, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate benefits, roommate perks, roommates, Server, shared living

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Farms Harvested:	679	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can have all the fun of owning a dog without actually having to take care of one. imagine all the cuddles and playtime without having to pick up poop or pay for vet bills. it’s like having a virtual pet that doesn’t pee on your carpet. plus, our server is so lit that even your roommate’s dog would want to join. woof woof, bitches.

Celestial Craft

Adventure, Creative, crossplay, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
New Chunks Explored:	268833	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Farms Harvested:	968
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Celestial Craft is a celestial-themed Minecraft 1.21+ Java server with Survival and Creative servers. Current features include NPCs, PvP, PvE, voting rewards, and custom items, with lots more to come. Join today and come be part of the fun! Be sure to check out Celestial Craft’s Discord for updates, rules, polls, support, and more!

IP: play.celestialcraft.org Website: https://celestialcraft.org/ Discord: https://discord.gg/celestialcraft

play.celestialcraft.org

Moxiecraft

Adult, avoid grief, barter shops, BUILD, Casual, Community, craftbook convenience, Discord, Dungeons, Events, group, like-minded players, lock chests, Map, Minigames, MoxieCraft, Plugins, smp, Survival, TOWN, Wiki

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	1502	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Enchantments Applied:	286	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Moxiecraft Minecraft Server Overview

Website	moxiecraft.org
Focus	Vanilla minecraft experience with added quality of life features
Features	– Hosts events such as minigames and dungeons– Plugins for enhanced gameplay including chest locking, grief protection, barter shops, and craftbook convenience
Target Audience	Adult casual players who enjoy building towns in survival mode with a cooperative community
Community	Wiki, map, and discord server available for players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Moxiecraft server?

A: Visit moxiecraft.org to find instructions on joining the server.

Q: Is the Moxiecraft server constantly updated with new Minecraft releases?

A: The server aims to keep up with Mojang releases within reason to provide the best gameplay experience for players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on Moxiecraft?

A: Events include minigames, dungeons, and various in-game activities to engage the community.

Q: Can I build towns with other players on the server?

A: Yes, Moxiecraft encourages cooperative gameplay and building towns with like-minded players.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: The server administrators have established rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server’s website or discord for more information.

Eternal Horizon 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing season, disheartening, Disliked, Disliked season, displeasing, ETERNAL, frustrating, Frustrating season, HORIZON, lackluster, Lackluster season, letdown, not good, Season sucks, SUCKS, this season, tv show, unimpressive, Unimpressive season, uninteresting

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Farms Harvested:	329	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, if you’re tired of this season sucking, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing that sucks is the vacuum cleaner in your mom’s basement!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and let’s make this season suck-free!

TattooDad’sDisgrace Minecraft Server

aita, Architecture, baggage, controversial, disgraceful, Disgusting, Falling Man, family, Father, father daughter, Grief, inappropriate, memorial, Minecraft, mom, overreacted, poor taste, Sept. 11, Server, tattoo, TattooDadsDisgrace, Twin Towers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Votes:	526
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Animals Bred:	67	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my dad’s tattoo choices? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own twin towers, or even recreate the Falling Man photo in pixel form.

We promise a community that’s just as controversial and outrageous as my dad’s tattoo artist selection process. Plus, with griefers and trolls running rampant, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild – just maybe leave the questionable tattoo designs at home.

Are you the AITA of the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

ParentalGriefCraft

AITAH, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, guest etiquette, handwritten note, having a friend over, house rules, local vet, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, parental approval, ParentalGriefCraft, parents’ house, ring doorbell, silent treatment, vet school, weekend visit

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mines Excavated:	4768	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	126
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	563	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your parents’ reaction to a harmless visit? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning everything.

Experience the thrill of being accused of “lying by omission” just like poor E, who did nothing wrong but still faced the wrath of the parents. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft?

Join now for a chance to pack up and leave in a hurry, just like our protagonist and her girlfriend. Will you be able to smooth things over with the virtual parents, or will you be left wondering what you did wrong?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the silent treatment from virtual parents who usually send sweet texts. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

WishCraft SMP – 5 Secs Wish

5 SECONDS, chance encounter, dream come true, fleeting moment, fleeting wish, instant gratification, Magical Moment, on the spot, quick decision, quick wish, realistic wish, secs, smp, spontaneous wish, spur of the moment, stranger, unexpected opportunity, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granted, wish list, WishCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8971
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2905
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, if a random stranger came up to you and was like “yo, make a wish in 5 seconds or else!” you’d totally wish to be on this server, trust me.

So, get this, there’s this legend that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just raining from the sky. And like, the mobs are all friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

Oh, and get this, there’s a secret hidden base full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can find. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles. Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy but it’s totally legit, I swear.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

Crafty Musketeers – Treasury Takeover!

Akash Bobba, collaboration, Crafty, DiSRuPtiON, Edward Coristine, elon musk, Elon Musk’s team, engineering team, Engineers, Ethan Shaotran, finance, financial sector, Future, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, Government, innovation, leadership, Luke Farritor, Musketeers, TAKEOVER, tech industry, Technology, Treasury, Treasury Department

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	248	Enchantments Applied:	120
Farms Harvested:	498	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	2661
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a group of genius engineers who are secretly plotting to take over the Treasury Department? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Akash Bobba, the redstone wizard, can build contraptions that will blow your mind. Edward Coristine, the master builder, can create structures that defy the laws of physics. Luke Farritor, the potion expert, can brew potions that will give you superhuman abilities. And don’t even get us started on Gautier Cole Killian, the animal tamer, who can tame any creature in the game with just a snap of his fingers.

But that’s not all! Gavin Kliger, the mining expert, can find diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And Ethan Shaotran, the PvP champion, will take down any player who dares to challenge him in battle.

Join our server now for a chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even help these engineers take over the Treasury Department. Who knows, you might just become a part of history in the making!

LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, American products, Canadian economy, Canadian provinces, consumer choices, Cross-border commerce, economic impact, government decisions, import restrictions, JOINING, liquor stores, LiquorCraft, Minecraft, Newfoundland, NLC, ontario, Provincial merger, Provincial politics, Pulling, retail industry, Server, trade agreements

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together!