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SkinnyCraft: Where pixelated pigs are thicker than the average weight of women in your country!

Analysis, Average, average weight, BMI, body image, body positivity, comparison, Country, cultural standards, data, diet, Exercise, global perspective, health, Lifestyle, measurements, Pigs, pixelated, research, SkinnyCraft, society, statistics, thicker, trends, weight, Women

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	21
Meteorites Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6118
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers that ask boring old questions like “What’s the average weight of women in your country?” Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we ask questions like “What’s the average weight of a unicorn in outer space?”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

MemeCraft: ‘Cosplay’ Server – Build, Roleplay, & Slay in Style! Join the Trendiest Minecraft Community Today!

Anime, Bring Her Back, BUILD, Character, comic books, Community, convention, COSPLAY, costumes, Craftsmanship, Creative, diy, dress up, Edition, fan favorite, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, Join, make believe, Memecraft, Minecraft, Performance, pop culture, role-play, Roleplay, Server, slay, Style, Today, Trendiest

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	3838	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Emeralds Found:	9591	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can bring back your long-lost pet chicken who mysteriously disappeared two years ago! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained psychic chickens who can communicate with the spirit world to locate your missing feathered friend.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition

The Communist Craze MC – China, Russia, Ukraine, Kim Jong-Un, Donald Trump, GoT, Avengers, TikTok, YOLO

Afghanistan, Avengers, Central Asia, China, communist, CRAZE, diplomatic pressure, Donald, east asia, Eurasia, Geopolitics, global politics, illegitimate governments, illegitimate states, international relations, iran, JongUn, Kazakhstan, Kim, Mongolian sovereignty, political disputes, regional conflicts, russia, russian federation, surrender to Mongolia, territorial claims, The People’s Republic of China, tiktok, trump, Ukraine, yolo

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where we believe in taking over the world one block at a time! Join us as we declare war on illegitimate states like China, Russia, and even Kazakhstan. Our goal? To force them to surrender to our mighty leader, the almighty ruler of Mongolia! Will you join us in our quest for world domination? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

CraftyMagicaFun – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Puella Magi Madoka Magica Fans! #MagicalCrafting #SideStoryMadness

Android, clock tower, CraftyMagicaFun, Doppel Explosion, English translation, Event, Fans, friend list, gacha, Game, Ios, Kamihama Big Sports Day, Madoka, magi, magia record, magica, Magical Paper Sumo, Magical Sugoroku, MagicalCrafting, Minecraft, PMMM, Puella, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Server, side story, SideStoryMadness, Step up, Translations, Ultimate, Witch Hunting

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Star Shards Collected:	174	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8905	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3763

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is a magical land where anything is possible!

Join us for Magical Sugoroku, where you can roll the dice and let fate decide your next move. Feeling competitive? Try out Paper Sumo and challenge your friends to an epic battle of strength and strategy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Kamihama Big Sports Day, is in full swing with intense competitions and prizes to be won. And don’t miss out on our exclusive Magical Paper Sumo Deluxe Version (Extreme) event for the ultimate showdown.

Looking for some powerful companions? Our current gacha offers 4* Light Madoka-senpai & Iroha-chan AAABB, 4* Doppel Explosion, and 3* The Event is Witch Hunting.

Need more info? Check out our infodump and translations to stay updated on all the latest happenings. And don’t forget to visit our Clock Tower to keep track of time in this magical world.

Ready to join the fun? Get the game on Android or iOS, and for English speakers, we’ve got a handy translation tool available.

Join our growing community by adding yourself to our friend list and filling out our form. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

CraftyAF Server – ‘>be me’ Edition! PVP, Minigames, and meme-tastic fun! Join the pixel party now!

anime girl’s, anxiety, art, art block, autism, bullying, Communication, control, coping mechanisms, CraftyAF, depression, Edition, Fun, gtbe, Join, life struggles, memetastic, mental health, Minigames, online friends, Party, PIXEL, PvP, reaching out, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Support, Talking, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of dealing with real life bullies and trying to explain your struggles to people who just don’t get it? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can be whoever you want without any judgement!

Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.

Minecraft Munchies: ‘Dungeon Meshi’ Server – Dig in for some deliciously hilarious adventures!

Adventure, Adventures, anthropology, Character development, Cooking, culture clash, deliciously, Dig, Diversity, Dungeon, dungeon meshi, Ethics, Exploration, FANTASY, Food, geopolitical implications, hilarious, humor, legal lolishotas, Manga, Meshi, Minecraft, Monsters, Munchies, race relations, RPG, Server, Survival, world-building

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Star Shards Collected:	262	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and survival gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where an entire race of legal lolishotas roams free, causing chaos and hilarity at every turn. Join our server and become a part of this wacky world where anything goes!

Here, you can engage in epic battles with lolishotas riding on giant chickens, build ridiculous structures made entirely of rainbow-colored wool, and engage in intense political debates about the implications of having a lolishota as your president. Who needs boring old factions when you can join a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible?

So come on, join us on this insane journey and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Who knows, you might just become the next lolishota king or queen of our crazy server!

MineCraftBitches – Time to Roll on Our Trendy Server!

Adventure Awaits, Bitches, carpe diem, exploring new horizons, fearless females, girl gang, hitting the road, into the unknown, journey of a lifetime, Let’s go, living life, making memories, MineCraftBitches, on the move, ride or die, road trip ready, road trip vibes, Roll, Seize the Day, Server, Time, time to roll, trendy, Unstoppable, Wanderlust, wild and free

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	256
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re riding a llama dressed as a wizard, casting spells on creepers that explode into confetti! Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing into a pool of rainbow-colored lava? Well, now you can! Our server has no limits when it comes to creativity and insanity.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dance parties with Endermen DJs? Yeah, we know how to throw a party. So why wait? Join us now and let’s get this wild ride started! Time to roll, bitches!

YeetCraft – Where we mine diamonds and slay zombies like the last beacon of western civilization 😂🔥 #MinecraftServer

beacon, Civilization, culture, diamonds, heritage, History, Identity, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influence, joking, Last, Legacy, Minecraftserver, preservation, pride, Significance, slay, society, tradition, VALUES, Western, Western Civilisation, YeetCraft, zombies

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Votes:	6294
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that is the last beacon of western civilization? Look no further, because this server is no joke! We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Join us and become a warrior for justice, protecting the realm from evil Ender Dragons and mischievous villagers. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of diamonds and a hidden treasure room full of enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockBlasters: Where cool kids come to craft and conquer! #KINO

artistic expression, BlockBlasters, Cinematic, cinematography, Concept, Conquer, Cool, Craft, creativity, directorial, film, film industry, ideas, imagination, inspiration, Kids, Kino, motion pictures, Movie, screenwriting, storytelling, thinking, thought process, Visionary, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	884	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle of insanity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).

Neil’s Netherworld: A Blocky Adventure for the LOLZ

Adventure, blocky, Canadian, classic, controversial, Crazy Horse, folk, folk rock, guitar, iconic, influential, Legendary, lolz, Lyrics, Music, Neil Young, Neil Young and Crazy Horse, Neils, Netherworld, protest, Rock, rock and roll, Singer, Songwriter

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the craziest of stories become reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.

One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!