Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!
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This is Smashed Minecraft SMP
Baki, Cheating, Dysfunctional, Fountain Of Youth, fucked, GOD, info dump., little boy, man child, mental growth, Minecraft, muscle definition, Random, resting bitch face, Smashed, smp, stagnated, suicidal, teen years, Trauma, Trauma recovery, ultimate human, Youthful
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Elak’s World of Dysfunctional Factions
Adventure, Brewing, Custom Recipes, Discord, DOMINATE, Dysfunctional, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Ip:, Join, Legacy, Market system, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Tribe, Tribes, weapons, world
World of Elak [java 1.20.1]
Features Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world. Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe. Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count. Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more! Custom brewing: Brew ales, wins and more! (including custom recipes!) Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of elak! Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/server info in our Discord)
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP/server information provided in our Discord server. Can I play solo or do I have to join a tribe? You can play solo or join a tribe with at least 2 players. The choice is yours! Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server. Is the server regularly updated with new content? Yes, we strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.
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Dysfunctional PH: Where survival is a team sport! (pve) 🤣
Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, Community, crossplay, CustomFeatures, Discord, Dungeons, Dysfunctional, Fun, Ip:, java, Landclaims, ONLINE, OWNER, Players, PORT, PvE, Sport, Start, Structures, Survival, TEAM, Treasures, Voicechatmod
United PH Minecraft Server
Server Features 🇵🇭 United PH 🇵🇭 Join the ultimate Minecraft experience with land claims, custom features, and a friendly community! 🌍✨ Server Highlights Simple Voice Chat Mod 🎙️ talk to your friends effortlessly! Challenging Dungeons ⚔️ face thrilling battles and earn epic rewards! Custom Biomes 💫 explore stunning, one-of-a-kind landscapes! Unique Structures 🌹 discover hidden treasures in every corner! Friendly Players 🏵️ connect with a community that feels like family! Active Owner 🔥 always online, keeping things fun and fresh! CrossPlay ✅ Java & Bedrock players can join together for double the fun! Server IPs & Port Java IP: playunited.mysrv.us Bedrock IP: 15.235.212.212 Port: 25764 🔗 Join our Discord! 🌟 Don’t miss out—start your adventure now! 🎮
FAQ
Question Answer Is the server open to players from all countries? Yes, players from all countries are welcome to join! Are there any age restrictions to play on the server? No, the server is family-friendly and welcomes players of all ages. Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the fun! How do I report any issues or problems on the server? You can contact the active owner or moderators on Discord for assistance.
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The Dysfunctional Federation – Where you can build a city and pretend to be a wizard with a stick
achievementhunt, admins, adultcommunity, Adventure, BUILD, city, CityBuilding, Collecting, Community, Discordsrv, Dysfunctional, Economy, Events, Exploration, FEDERATION, Friendly, Longterm, Plugins, PRETEND, Resources, Safe, Shop, smp, Stable, Stick., Survival, Updates, wizardKey Features A limitless survival world, full of unique structures and biomes Weekly Minecraft lets play events No frequent world wipes or restarts Long term events with rewards Community projects and impact on server Various in-game features to reduce grind Economy system for customizing experience Active admins, updates, friendly community FAQs
How can I join the server?
To join the server, you need to join The Federation – Minecraft discord, agree to server rules, find the #applications channel, complete the application form, and wait for acceptance by the admins.
What version is the server on?
The server is currently on version 1.20.2, but will be updated to 1.21 once all plugins are updated.
Are client-sided mods allowed?
Client-sided mods are allowed as long as they do not exploit the game, such as xray mods.
What plugins are used on the server?
Some of the plugins used on the server include Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and caves advancement pack, Mob heads, DiscordSRV, Dynmap, Vanilla structures updated, and more.
Who are the admins and moderators?
We have active admins who help players instantly, solve issues, and constantly update content. The community is made up of mature players from around the world who are passionate about gaming together.
Feel free to join our community and be a part of creating a thriving civilization in our Minecraft world!
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The Dysfunctional Federation: Where plugins clash, Java code goes haywire, and city-building is a disaster! Join us on SMP 1.21 RPG!
Active Admins, adult community, Blaze, city building, CityBuilding, clash, Code, Community, culture, Disaster, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Dysfunctional, Economy, FEDERATION, Guilds, Haywire, java, Join, Long term events, MCMMO, Mob Heads, Plugins, Religion, RPG, smp, Terralith, Vanilla structures
What we offer A limitless survival world, full of unique structures and interesting biomes Weekly Minecraft lets play, during which we play games and host events in Minecraft or outside of it! A world that’s not being wiped or restarted often. Meaning your progress will stay for a long time! All kinds of longer-term events, being hosted in-game and discord with good rewards Ability to join community projects and leave a mark on the server Various in-game features to reduce grind and focus on the areas you enjoy Economy system to customize your experience on the server A little bit of everything: city building, achievement hunts, collecting, and much more Long-term and stable server with active admins, constant updates, and a friendly community A safe place with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics Server Information Accessible to everyone who applies in the community discord Currently on version 1.20.2, will update to 1.21 soon Plugins include Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and caves advancement pack, and more Client-sided mods allowed as long as they don’t exploit the game How to join us Join The Federation – Minecraft discord https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg Agree to server rules Apply via the #applications channel in discord Wait for your application to be accepted, then you will be welcomed to the server FAQ
1. How often is the server reset?
The server is not reset often, only for major updates like version changes.
2. Can I use client-side mods?
Yes, client-side mods are allowed as long as they do not exploit the game.
3. Are there specific rules for the server?
Yes, all players must agree to the server rules before joining.
4. How do I join the server?
Join The Federation – Minecraft discord, agree to the rules, apply via the designated channel, and wait for acceptance.
5. What kind of events are hosted on the server?
There are weekly Minecraft lets play events, longer-term events with rewards, and community projects available.
6. Is there a currency system on the server?
Yes, there is an economy system that allows players to customize their experience.
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AnimeHigh Minecraft Server
ABUSIVE, Anime, AnimeHigh, bullying, Chaos, corrupt, Crappy, Dark, discipline, Dysfunctional, dystopian, education, fictional, Horrible, Minecraft, neglectful, SCHOOLs, Server, Students, teachers, Twisted, violent, worst school
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the most infamous anime school of all time! This school is so bad, even the teachers are scared to enter the classrooms. But fear not, brave player, for you have the chance to conquer this hellish institution and emerge victorious!Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying chalk, outrunning demonic hall monitors, and surviving lunchtime food fights that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. But that’s not all – rumor has it that the school’s principal is actually a shape-shifting alien who is hell-bent on turning students into mindless zombies. Can you uncover the truth and save your classmates from a fate worse than detention?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest school adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to bring your textbooks, a suit of armor, and a healthy dose of skepticism. Good luck, brave student – you’re gonna need it!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War
so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.
plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.
so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.
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DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP
Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!
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Crimson Nations: Where factions unite to build a world that’s more dysfunctional than your family reunion in version 1.20.4
1.20.4, alcohol, alliances, BUILD, Characters, Conflict, Crafting, Crimson, Dimensions, Diplomacy, Discord, Dysfunctional, Economy, Enchantments, Factions, family, Jobs, Lore, Map, Nations, PERMISSIONS, reunion, Roleplay, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, TAXES, Towns, unite, Vendors, Version, Wars, world
Crimson Nations Minecraft Server
Overview:
Ever dreamed of leading your own nation in Minecraft? In Crimson Nations, you can create and develop your own character, build and manage towns, form alliances, and engage in wars with either a Java or Bedrock Minecraft account. Join our worldbuilding server where you shape the world’s fate through your actions now!
Features:
Lands Claim and control territories, form nations, and engage in diplomacy or conflict. Manage taxes and permissions to build your empire. Dynmap Use our real-time interactive map to view lands and biomes across dimensions. Easily navigate and plan your strategies. Brewery Brew and age custom alcoholic drinks with realistic effects like drunkenness and hangovers for added immersion. Jobs Choose from six professions (Builder, Miner, Woodcutter, Farmer, Fisherman, Hunter) to earn money and rewards, including rare Enchanted Books. ChestShops Create shops using chests to sell items, fostering a vibrant player-driven economy. Disabled Librarians To keep the game balanced, librarian villagers are disabled. Enchanted Books can still be acquired through jobs, looting, fishing, or custom crafting. Realistic Seasons Experience the world changing with real-life seasons every 7 days, each introducing unique environmental effects and gameplay enhancements. Join Our Server:
Java IP: Crimson.mcserver.us
Bedrock IP: Crimson.mcserver.us Port: 25565
No whitelist or mods required!
Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/wQuNvcKhCE
Frequently Asked Questions:
What is a Minecraft Worldbuilding Server?
Worldbuilding servers are all about crafting unique nations and characters. Here, you roleplay a distinct character, develop your own town or nation, and interact with others to create a rich lore. It’s about rewriting history with your own Minecraft twist!
What Makes Crimson Nations Stand Out?
➤ Lands: Claim and control territories, form nations, and engage in diplomacy or conflict. Manage taxes and permissions to build your empire.
➤ Dynmap: Use our real-time interactive map to view lands and biomes across dimensions. Easily navigate and plan your strategies.
➤ Brewery: Brew and age custom alcoholic drinks with realistic effects like drunkenness and hangovers for added immersion.
➤ Jobs: Choose from six professions (Builder, Miner, Woodcutter, Farmer, Fisherman, Hunter) to earn money and rewards, including rare Enchanted Books.
➤ ChestShops: Create shops using chests to sell items, fostering a vibrant player-driven economy.
➤ Disabled Librarians: To keep the game balanced, librarian villagers are disabled. Enchanted Books can still be acquired through jobs, looting, fishing, or custom crafting.
➤ Realistic Seasons: Experience the world changing with real-life seasons every 7 days, each introducing unique environmental effects and gameplay enhancements.
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PartyPanic Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a community of players who have lost all sanity and are living in a complete clown show?Join us if you’re tired of boring, normal servers and want to experience pure madness and mayhem. Our spawn point is a giant circus tent filled with crazy clowns and exploding TNT cannons.
Explore our custom-built mini-games like “Lava Parkour of Doom” and “Pig Racing on Ice.” Don’t forget to visit our petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies (they’re surprisingly friendly once you get to know them).
But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance until you drop (literally, there’s a trapdoor that opens up if you stop moving).
So come on down to our clown show of a Minecraft server and prepare to lose your mind in the most absurd and entertaining way possible!
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BlockbusterFlicks Minecraft Server
BlockBusterFlicks, favorite films, film enthusiasts, film recommendations, film suggestions, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie buffs, movie comparisons, movie critiques, movie discussion, movie genre, movie lovers, movie recommendations, movie reviews, movie suggestions, Server, similar movie recommendations, similar movies
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with endless sequels! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper battles, epic treasure hunts, and unexpected plot twists around every corner. Who needs popcorn when you have a diamond sword in hand? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server!
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Grandparent’sGamerHaven
acceptance, blended family, custody, difficult decisions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, GrandparentsGamerHaven, Grief, grief therapy, hospice, Loss, maternal grandparents, parental conflict, parental wishes, step-parenting, stepson, terminal illnessLooking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content! Need a break from family drama and arguments? Join our server and leave all that behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends!Our server is so awesome, even a grieving stepson would choose to live with us over his grandparents! That’s right, our server is so amazing that even in the midst of family turmoil, you’ll want to log on and forget all your troubles. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to escape to?
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build a castle, mine for diamonds, and hang out with fellow players who understand the need for a little virtual escapism. Don’t let family drama get you down – join our server and let the fun begin!
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SpaceCraft Minecraft Server
Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black Holes, celestial bodies, cosmic mysteries, cosmic phenomena, Dark Matter, extraterrestrial life, galaxies, gravitational waves, Minecraft, nebulae, Planets, Server, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, space facts, space trivia, spacecraft, Stars, the big bang, UniverseDo you know what’s even more interesting than space? Our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be exploring galaxies and building space stations in no time. Rumor has it, we have a secret portal that leads to a planet made entirely of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of alien creepers who love to dance to disco music. So why waste your time staring at the stars when you could be crafting your own cosmic adventures with us? Join now and blast off into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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NostalgicCraft
bedtime stories, carefree days, childhood dreams, childhood memories, family time, favorite toys, Friends, growing up, holiday traditions, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, School days, simpler times, summer vacationsRemember the good old days when you used to spend hours playing Minecraft and building epic structures with your friends? Well, guess what? Our server is here to bring back those nostalgic memories and make them even better!Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours! Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic horned horse?
And if you’re feeling competitive, we host daily building competitions where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day. Imagine swooping down from the clouds and breathing fire on your enemies – talk about a power trip!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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HungaryCraft EU Summit Boycott
Boycott, controversy, diplomatic boycott, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic relations, diplomatic summit, disagreement, EU, EU-Hungary relations, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Government, Hungary, HungaryCraft, international relations, political tensions, Politics, summit
so, like, you know how Hungary is all like “we do what we want” and the EU is all like “no, you can’t do that”? well, that’s the drama going down in this server! join us for some wild foreign affairs shenanigans and see if you can navigate the crazy politics of this virtual world! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the banned players – shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drama!
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FNaF Security Squad
Animatronics, creepy, easy job, fictional job, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, haunted attraction, horror game, horror genre, indie game, jump scares, MONEY, night guard, Night shift, night watchman, SECURITY, security guard, security job, squad, Surveillance, survival horror, video gamecome join our epic minecraft server where you can be a security guard in FNaF but with a twist! instead of just sitting in a creepy building all night, you get to explore a whole new world filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters.guard the animatronics from pesky players trying to break in and steal their pizza! but watch out, because these animatronics are no joke – they’ll chase you down and give you a spook like you’ve never experienced before.
earn tons of money for doing basically nothing – just like the security guard in FNaF! who needs managers when you can just clock in and dip out whenever you want?
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun – just don’t forget to bring your flashlight and a change of pants, because things are about to get wild!
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AlzCraft: MindMeld AI Predictions
accuracy rate, AI model, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, cognitive decline, data analysis, dementia, early diagnosis, Healthcare Technology, machine learning, medical innovation, mild cognitive impairment, MindMeld, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, non-invasive, Predicting, predictions, predictive analytics, research, speech analysis, speech patterns.
Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? We got AI that can predict if you gonna get Alzheimer’s just by listening to your speech, bro! Like, how crazy is that? Join now and let the AI analyze your voice while you build some sick pixel art. Who knows, maybe it’ll tell you if you gonna forget where you put your diamonds in 6 years. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the AI blow your mind, dude!
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Lost Minds: The Server Where Villagers Run the Town and Enchantments are Eco-Friendly
bolt, claiming system, diamond standard, Discord, EcoFriendly, EcoMobs, Economy, Enchantments, English, Farming, hermits, inflation, Levelledmobs, Lost, MCMMO, Medieval, Minds.., open world, Plugins, Quests, Reforging, RPG, Rtp, RUN, Server, smp, TOWN, Veinminer, villagersForgotten Realms Server Overview:
Server IP forgotten-realms.net Discord Join Discord Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Question Answer What is Forgotten Realms? Forgotten Realms is a Minecraft server themed after medieval or English/European buildings with fantasy elements and RPG-oriented gameplay mechanics. What plugins does the server have? Plugins include McMMO, EcoMobs, LevelledMobs, Reforging, Towny, Bolt, RTP, Quests, VeinMiner, and more. What is the server economy like? The server runs on the “diamond standard” economy where $1 = 1 diamond, avoiding over inflation. Is the server active? Forgotten Realms is a place where players can relax and chill, with an active community that values long-term enjoyment over constant updates.
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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
CraftyCraze, Minecraft, Server, Turkish sıcak kalkın duş yapın pişirme edition hot bath steam relaxation wellness spa health Turkish bath traditional culture relaxation therapy self-care luxury experienceAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! Join us for the “Çok sıcak, kalkın du$ yapın piRemler edisyonu” edition where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to eat one, they turned into a unicorn! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. Join us and you just might catch a glimpse of this majestic ruler strutting his stuff around spawn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.
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AnimeLovers Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most anime-tastic server out there! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest anime-inspired items, like the legendary Sword of Waifu Protection or the Shield of Senpai Defense.But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of ninja pandas who guard the mystical realm of Kawaii Land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Panda Sensei in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Anime Genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can answer the age-old question: Was he right about anime? (Spoiler alert: yes, yes he was)