Dysfunctional Minecraft Servers

Dysfunctional Minecraft Servers

  • Half Gone Minecraft SMP

    Half Gone Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 4386
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 957 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Animals Bred: 76 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, well-functioning Minecraft servers? Do you thrive in chaos and dysfunction? Then boy, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where half of the server is gone, but we’re still chugging along like nothing happened. It’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants. Who needs a fully functioning server anyway? Come join the madness and see if you can survive in this barely functioning world. Just remember, we don’t plan on ending anytime soon, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

    This is Smashed Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 9280
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Magic Items Found: 3470 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Elak’s World of Dysfunctional Factions

    Elak’s World of Dysfunctional Factions
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 204
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Ores Mined: 8891 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

    Features
    Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
    Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
    Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
    Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
    Custom brewing: Brew ales, wins and more! (including custom recipes!)
    Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of elak!

    Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/server info in our Discord)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP/server information provided in our Discord server.
    Can I play solo or do I have to join a tribe? You can play solo or join a tribe with at least 2 players. The choice is yours!
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
    Is the server regularly updated with new content? Yes, we strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dysfunctional PH: Where survival is a team sport! (pve) 🤣

    Dysfunctional PH: Where survival is a team sport! (pve) 🤣
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9141
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Animals Bred: 143 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    United PH Minecraft Server

    Server Features
    🇵🇭 United PH 🇵🇭
    Join the ultimate Minecraft experience with land claims, custom features, and a friendly community! 🌍✨
    Server Highlights
    Simple Voice Chat Mod 🎙️ talk to your friends effortlessly!
    Challenging Dungeons ⚔️ face thrilling battles and earn epic rewards!
    Custom Biomes 💫 explore stunning, one-of-a-kind landscapes!
    Unique Structures 🌹 discover hidden treasures in every corner!
    Friendly Players 🏵️ connect with a community that feels like family!
    Active Owner 🔥 always online, keeping things fun and fresh!
    CrossPlay ✅ Java & Bedrock players can join together for double the fun!
    Server IPs & Port
    Java IP: playunited.mysrv.us
    Bedrock IP: 15.235.212.212
    Port: 25764

    🔗 Join our Discord! 🌟 Don’t miss out—start your adventure now! 🎮

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to players from all countries? Yes, players from all countries are welcome to join!
    Are there any age restrictions to play on the server? No, the server is family-friendly and welcomes players of all ages.
    Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the fun!
    How do I report any issues or problems on the server? You can contact the active owner or moderators on Discord for assistance.

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  • The Dysfunctional Federation – Where you can build a city and pretend to be a wizard with a stick

    The Dysfunctional Federation – Where you can build a city and pretend to be a wizard with a stick
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 7449
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Key Features
    A limitless survival world, full of unique structures and biomes
    Weekly Minecraft lets play events
    No frequent world wipes or restarts
    Long term events with rewards
    Community projects and impact on server
    Various in-game features to reduce grind
    Economy system for customizing experience
    Active admins, updates, friendly community

    FAQs

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to join The Federation – Minecraft discord, agree to server rules, find the #applications channel, complete the application form, and wait for acceptance by the admins.

    What version is the server on?

    The server is currently on version 1.20.2, but will be updated to 1.21 once all plugins are updated.

    Are client-sided mods allowed?

    Client-sided mods are allowed as long as they do not exploit the game, such as xray mods.

    What plugins are used on the server?

    Some of the plugins used on the server include Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and caves advancement pack, Mob heads, DiscordSRV, Dynmap, Vanilla structures updated, and more.

    Who are the admins and moderators?

    We have active admins who help players instantly, solve issues, and constantly update content. The community is made up of mature players from around the world who are passionate about gaming together.

    Feel free to join our community and be a part of creating a thriving civilization in our Minecraft world!

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  • The Dysfunctional Federation: Where plugins clash, Java code goes haywire, and city-building is a disaster! Join us on SMP 1.21 RPG!

    The Dysfunctional Federation: Where plugins clash, Java code goes haywire, and city-building is a disaster! Join us on SMP 1.21 RPG!
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 4673
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 248 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    What we offer
    A limitless survival world, full of unique structures and interesting biomes
    Weekly Minecraft lets play, during which we play games and host events in Minecraft or outside of it!
    A world that’s not being wiped or restarted often. Meaning your progress will stay for a long time!
    All kinds of longer-term events, being hosted in-game and discord with good rewards
    Ability to join community projects and leave a mark on the server
    Various in-game features to reduce grind and focus on the areas you enjoy
    Economy system to customize your experience on the server
    A little bit of everything: city building, achievement hunts, collecting, and much more
    Long-term and stable server with active admins, constant updates, and a friendly community
    A safe place with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics
    Server Information
    Accessible to everyone who applies in the community discord
    Currently on version 1.20.2, will update to 1.21 soon
    Plugins include Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and caves advancement pack, and more
    Client-sided mods allowed as long as they don’t exploit the game
    How to join us
    Join The Federation – Minecraft discord https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg
    Agree to server rules
    Apply via the #applications channel in discord
    Wait for your application to be accepted, then you will be welcomed to the server

    FAQ

    1. How often is the server reset?

    The server is not reset often, only for major updates like version changes.

    2. Can I use client-side mods?

    Yes, client-side mods are allowed as long as they do not exploit the game.

    3. Are there specific rules for the server?

    Yes, all players must agree to the server rules before joining.

    4. How do I join the server?

    Join The Federation – Minecraft discord, agree to the rules, apply via the designated channel, and wait for acceptance.

    5. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    There are weekly Minecraft lets play events, longer-term events with rewards, and community projects available.

    6. Is there a currency system on the server?

    Yes, there is an economy system that allows players to customize their experience.

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  • AnimeHigh Minecraft Server

    AnimeHigh Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 8897
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3833 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the most infamous anime school of all time! This school is so bad, even the teachers are scared to enter the classrooms. But fear not, brave player, for you have the chance to conquer this hellish institution and emerge victorious!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying chalk, outrunning demonic hall monitors, and surviving lunchtime food fights that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. But that’s not all – rumor has it that the school’s principal is actually a shape-shifting alien who is hell-bent on turning students into mindless zombies. Can you uncover the truth and save your classmates from a fate worse than detention?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest school adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to bring your textbooks, a suit of armor, and a healthy dose of skepticism. Good luck, brave student – you’re gonna need it!

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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 7679
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

    but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

    plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

    so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

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  • DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

    DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 5552
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 241270 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

    Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

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  • Crimson Nations: Where factions unite to build a world that’s more dysfunctional than your family reunion in version 1.20.4

    Crimson Nations: Where factions unite to build a world that’s more dysfunctional than your family reunion in version 1.20.4
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 2225
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Crimson Nations Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Ever dreamed of leading your own nation in Minecraft? In Crimson Nations, you can create and develop your own character, build and manage towns, form alliances, and engage in wars with either a Java or Bedrock Minecraft account. Join our worldbuilding server where you shape the world’s fate through your actions now!

    Features:

    Lands Claim and control territories, form nations, and engage in diplomacy or conflict. Manage taxes and permissions to build your empire.
    Dynmap Use our real-time interactive map to view lands and biomes across dimensions. Easily navigate and plan your strategies.
    Brewery Brew and age custom alcoholic drinks with realistic effects like drunkenness and hangovers for added immersion.
    Jobs Choose from six professions (Builder, Miner, Woodcutter, Farmer, Fisherman, Hunter) to earn money and rewards, including rare Enchanted Books.
    ChestShops Create shops using chests to sell items, fostering a vibrant player-driven economy.
    Disabled Librarians To keep the game balanced, librarian villagers are disabled. Enchanted Books can still be acquired through jobs, looting, fishing, or custom crafting.
    Realistic Seasons Experience the world changing with real-life seasons every 7 days, each introducing unique environmental effects and gameplay enhancements.

    Join Our Server:

    Java IP: Crimson.mcserver.us

    Bedrock IP: Crimson.mcserver.us Port: 25565

    No whitelist or mods required!

    Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/wQuNvcKhCE

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    What is a Minecraft Worldbuilding Server?

    Worldbuilding servers are all about crafting unique nations and characters. Here, you roleplay a distinct character, develop your own town or nation, and interact with others to create a rich lore. It’s about rewriting history with your own Minecraft twist!

    What Makes Crimson Nations Stand Out?

    ➤ Lands: Claim and control territories, form nations, and engage in diplomacy or conflict. Manage taxes and permissions to build your empire.

    ➤ Dynmap: Use our real-time interactive map to view lands and biomes across dimensions. Easily navigate and plan your strategies.

    ➤ Brewery: Brew and age custom alcoholic drinks with realistic effects like drunkenness and hangovers for added immersion.

    ➤ Jobs: Choose from six professions (Builder, Miner, Woodcutter, Farmer, Fisherman, Hunter) to earn money and rewards, including rare Enchanted Books.

    ➤ ChestShops: Create shops using chests to sell items, fostering a vibrant player-driven economy.

    ➤ Disabled Librarians: To keep the game balanced, librarian villagers are disabled. Enchanted Books can still be acquired through jobs, looting, fishing, or custom crafting.

    ➤ Realistic Seasons: Experience the world changing with real-life seasons every 7 days, each introducing unique environmental effects and gameplay enhancements.

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  • Wild West Wanderers 1.20.1

    Wild West Wanderers 1.20.1
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 1208
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those gender-switching leftists and unfuckable browncels, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because we don’t mess with that nonsense here. We’re all about building epic structures and slaying mobs like true gamers. Plus, our community is filled with cool peeps who just wanna have a good time without all the drama. So come on and join us for some wild adventures and laughs! Let’s show those weirdos what real gaming is all about!

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  • AttractiveBlockOddities

    AttractiveBlockOddities
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 7730
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Animals Bred: 64
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Emeralds Found: 6228

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there! We have a whole new world filled with bizarre and wacky creatures that you never knew you needed in your life.

    Join us and discover the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive in Minecraft! From quirky pixelated animals to funky looking structures, our server will have you questioning your taste in aesthetics. Who knew that a blocky llama with googly eyes could be so irresistible?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you want to get rich quick and have a blast while doing it, this is the place to be.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive!

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  • AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL

    AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 3621
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Villages Defended: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 232 Crops Grown: 1738
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how putin was all like “sorry bout that plane crash, my bad”? and the UK was all like “nah bro, not good enough”? well, come join our minecraft server where we reject apologies left and right! we’re all about drama and chaos, just like that plane crash! join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the craziness. who needs putin’s apologies when you can have a blast on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Heartbeat Haven – Where Loneliness is a Thing of the Past

    Heartbeat Haven – Where Loneliness is a Thing of the Past
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 8569
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mines Excavated: 2574
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and never feel lonely again! our server is so lit that your heart rate will be off the charts with excitement! forget about reduced cardiovascular adaptability, because on our server, you’ll be running around so much trying to survive that your heart will be pumping like crazy!

    we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.

    so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?

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  • Boredom SMP

    Boredom SMP
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 7452
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5342 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Season Start Date January 3rd, 2025
    Server Mode Online Mode
    Server IP play.boredommc.com
    Creative World IP cr.boredommc.com
    Version Java Edition [1.21.3+]

    What Makes Us Unique

    Discord & Dynmap

    You can view the world map through Dynmap and chat with players on the server through Discord.

    What to Expect

    • A mature and respectful community
    • Server-wide events and competitions
    • 100% Uptime & 20 TPS Average
    • Community projects
    • Freedom and acceptance for all players

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What type of gameplay do you offer? We offer Pure Vanilla gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs.
    Are cracked accounts supported? No, the server is in Online Mode and does not support cracked accounts.
    What can I expect from the community? A close-knit group of respectful adults who enjoy playing Minecraft together.
    Are donations pay-to-win? No, donations are cosmetic only.
    Is there a creative server available? Yes, you can access the creative server by running ‘/server creative’ in game.

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  • Ethereal Isles 1.20.4

    Ethereal Isles 1.20.4
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 7715
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mines Excavated: 1191
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got 200 IQ foreigners building epic stuff like pros but also got bubba and cletus from the swamps cuz they AMERIKUNZ!!1!

    Like, who needs DEI when u can have this crazy mix of talent and chaos? Join now for a wild ride of building and madness!

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  • CraftyMan27

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