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Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

arousal problems, Dysfunction, erectile dysfunction, erection, impotence, Interference, male health, medical conditions, medication side effects, Minecraft, performance anxiety, physical factors, Psychological Factors, relationship issues, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual therapy, smp, stress, treatment options

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

antidepressants, Barriers, Crafty, Dysfunction, Epic, Epidemics, epidemiology, incidence, long-term effects, medication side effects, mental health, mental health research., patient experiences, Post-SSRI sexual dysfunction, prevalence, psychiatric sciences, quantifying, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, sexual dysfunction prevalence, sexual dysfunction research, sexual health, SSRI side effects, SSRI withdrawal, treatment options

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

ZombieLoveCrafters

Abuse, addiction, crime, dark side, Dysfunction, glamorize, Horrible, Manipulation, mental illness, neglect, POVERTY, ROMANTICIZE, self destruction, Suffering, toxic relationships, Tragedy, twisted love, unhealthy behaviors, violence, War, ZombieLoveCrafters

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Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, come join our server where we have turned the mundane into the magnificent!

Ever wanted to live out your wildest dreams of being a superhero? Well, on our server, you can! Fly through the skies, shoot fireballs from your hands, and save the day from evil mobs!

Or maybe you’ve always wanted to be a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of parrots, and plunder the land for all its riches!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a wizard and casting spells to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies? Or a mad scientist creating crazy contraptions that defy the laws of physics? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs reality when you can have insanity?

Bro’s Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

best man, Boundaries, bros, brother, bullying, Communication, decision, Drama, Dysfunction, family, Gaslighting, groomsmen, Homophobia, Memory, Minecraft, personal space, racism, refusal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, TOXIC, tradition, Wedding

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Are you tired of being forced into awkward family situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No more being guilt-tripped into being a best man for your annoying brother’s wedding, here you can be the best man of your own virtual castle! Build, explore, and never worry about being gaslit by your family again. Plus, our server has a strict no -ist or -phobic policy, so you can game in peace without any offensive content. Say goodbye to family dysfunction and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and start crafting your way to happiness!

Ex-Perience Dysfunction

Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, criticism, Dysfunction, emotional intelligence, ex, Experience, forgiveness, healing, introspection, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, unresolved issues

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Are you tired of your ex constantly telling you what’s wrong with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re actually a block-building genius! Our server is so awesome that even your ex will be begging to join just to see what all the fuss is about. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server will make your ex magically disappear from your life forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your ex and hello to endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

addiction, alcohol dependence, alcoholism, city, DrunkCraft, Dysfunction, erectile dysfunction, libido, long-term effects, male sexuality, medical findings, mens health, mental health, performance anxiety, psychological issues, Recovery, research, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, study, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

Adventure, Associations, brain health, cognitive dysfunction, cognitive impairment, differential expression, drug addiction, Dysfunction, health impacts, long-term effects, long-term users, mental health, meth users, methamphetamine, MethCraft, neurology, proteins, Proteomic, proteomic landscape, proteomics, research, study, substance abuse

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.

So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Crafty Chaos: Country Edition

Chaos, Corruption, Country, Crafty, Crisis, Despair, Disaster, Dysfunction, Economy, Edition, Failure, fucked, Government, hopelessness, Incompetence, INEQUALITY, instability, leadership, Politics, society, TURMOIL, Unrest

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Are you tired of living in a country that’s more messed up than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world! Join us and watch as your problems disappear faster than a stack of diamonds in a lava pit.

On our server, you can build your own utopia where the only laws are the laws of physics (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Need to escape a corrupt government? Just hop on our server and create your own democratic paradise where everyone gets a say, even the chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to participate in our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where the stakes are high and the pigs are faster than a speeding arrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-world problems behind. Because let’s face it, your country is probably more screwed up than a redstone contraption built by a noob.

Democraft Disaster: Where chaos reigns and creepers run for office

Chaos, Corruption, CREEPERS, Crisis, Democraft, Democrat, Disarray, Disaster, Division, Dysfunction, Failure, Government, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, leadership, Mismanagement, office, Partisan, Politics, power struggle, REIGNS, RUN, shit show, TURMOIL

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Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!

Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

Modded Vanilla [1.20.4] [Vanilla Survival] [Datapack]

119server, Community, Datapack, Discord, Friendly, home, Modded, Moddedvanilla, Pure, Silkspawner, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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A Vanilla Minecraft Server with a strong focus on community, driven by a self-made Datapack.

Everything on this server that is not in vanilla Minecraft has been added through a self-made Datapack. There are no game-altering mods nor plugins at all.

Rules- No racial slurs– No insulting other players– No Cheating– Griefing is allowed but frowned upon

modded-vanilla.com

luthon

Survival

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Survival RPG server in Spanish with ranks, levels, classes, bosses, dungeons, crates, warps and texture pack.

Enter from 1.19.4 to the latest Version!

172.93.110.4

ButterMC

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock

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Are you looking for a fun and friendly Minecraft server to join? Look no further than ButterMC, the smoothest server around! ButterMC is available for both Java and Bedrock editions, so you can play with your friends no matter what device they use. ButterMC offers two amazing gamemodes: EarthSMP and Oneblock. In EarthSMP, you can explore a 1:1000 scale map of the real world, claim your own land, and interact with other players. In Oneblock, you start with a single block and have to survive and expand your island with the resources that appear. Both gamemodes are full of surprises and challenges, so you’ll never get bored. Join ButterMC today and see for yourself why it’s the best Minecraft server ever!

71.196.81.211

Barus

PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Survival PvP Server 1.20 onwards Survival with pot pvp zone and Crystal PVP without economy or paytowin, join and get your equipment for battle

199.127.62.162:19001

Simply Vanilla Public

Survival, Vanilla

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Welcome To the Simply Vanilla…. PUBLIC SMP! public.simplyvanilla.ovh Join Right Now!

You may have seen similair posts to this one advertising our amazing whitelisted SMP which has a focus on community involvement, vanilla gameplay and no resets…

Well im happy to announce the launch of our new public SMP! Here we have the same goal of creating a fun, welcoming world and community without the mess of random plugins and mods that most servers have however now you do not need to apply, you can join the action straight away!

This is your chance at the Simply Vanilla Experience with a brand new map! No applications required!

We run a strong host for 24/7 uptime and amazing performance with 100% vanilla gameplay, while still keeping the features everybody loves such as dynmap to view the amazing map you create and proximity voice chat to easily chat with other members!

Join the server at public.simplyvanilla.ovh you can also join our growing discord to interact with the community – https://discord.gg/4eR5KcEHJ3

You can also apply for our whitelisted SMP if you would like, join the discord for that server here – https://discord.gg/7z3gGZbMm3

public.simplyvanilla.ovh

CubeHaven A Play To Win Server

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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In a seemingly chaotic world, our ambition is to cultivate a community of like-minded individuals who support each other’s growth and well-being.

Our purpose is to build a community of thinkers with shared values and principles, extending this connection beyond the realm of Minecraft to the real world.

We focus on providing an enjoyable play-to-win experience for our lovely gamers because we care. We care about your feelings. We care about your gameplay. We care about ensuring a fair environment for everyone.

Key Features: • A play-to-win environment where skill and teamwork are rewarded • Unique custom features and events tailored to our community’s interests • A supportive and ambitious community that fosters growth and camaraderie • A dedicated moderation and support team to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience

mc.cubehaven.net

Saso Haven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Welcome to Saso Haven – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Economy Experience! Our cozy and chill server offers a range of exciting features, including shops, ranks, PvP, and more. Immerse yourself in a bustling marketplace, progress through our unique ranking system, engage in thrilling player-versus-player battles, or build a beautiful home and live a peaceful life! Our warm and friendly community welcomes players of all levels, fostering collaboration and friendship. Join us on Saso Haven for an unforgettable adventure, where you can explore vast landscapes, build dream structures, and connect with like-minded players. Follow us on social media for updates on events and contests. Saso Haven – Your safe haven in Minecraft!

play.sasohaven.net

Emerald Skies

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Welcome to Emerald Skies! We are a friendly, English only speaking community. We run a 1.20.4 java/bedrock server so we can include everyone! We are a survival server but with a bit of added flair: GriefPrevention – Claim your land to stop griefers from attacking. The more you play, the more claimblocks you will accrue!

PlayerWarps – for a small in-game fee, create your own warp and allow others to see your shop/builds easily!

Shops – Want to sell your cobblestone to the masses? Warp to Market and rent a plot there, create a shop and sell/trade/buy anything you want.

Marriage – You can marry that special someone and get added bonuses shared between you including shared xp.

Duels – Want to arrange a fair fight with someone where you can even bet money/items? Well duels will let you do that! With 5 different arenas, you’ll never get bored!

We have FREE ranks you can earn just by playing, we also have paid ranks for people who want to donate to the server but everything you get with paid ranks, you can get with the free ranks in time! You could even win a paid rank for free in the crates at spawn!

There is even more for you to discover, just follow the link to the community discord and request to be added to the whitelist. Discord link: https://discord.gg/WkSQX7fww3 We look forward to meeting you and for you to help build this community!

play.emeraldskies.uk

AtlantisVanilla

PvP, Survival

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Thank you for Voting for AtlantisVanilla.

AtlantisVanilla is a Shop Survival server focusing on Crystal PvP. By voting for the server you a helper the server gain more attention und that way making it a more enjoyable experience.

51.195.61.157:25580

Vaxel

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Welcome to Vaxel, your top EU Minecraft destination! Enjoy battles of Lifesteal, conquer challenges of Prison, and dominate SkyPvP. Join us for an unforgettable journey!

Version support: [1.7 – Latest]

play.vaxel.club

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8643

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Crops Grown:	5084
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Emeralds Found:	1021
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Chimeras Created:	2

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mines Excavated:	4680	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Animals Bred:	180	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Towns Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Buildings Constructed:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Emeralds Found:	7216	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Towns Built:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Towns Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	64	Dimension Hops:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

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