Dysfunction MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Eternal Block Odyssey 1.20.3

Trauma, Siblings, Childhood, Pain, abandonment

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s crazier than my dad’s love life! Picture this: divorced parents, psycho stepmom, scratched doors, and busted mustangs. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers. And get this, my brother is transitioning into a trans player – talk about leveling up! Plus, my dad is the ultimate narcissistic boss battle, you won’t believe the drama. Join now for a wild ride, more intense than confronting my dad for the first time in 35 years. Let’s mine and craft our way through family dysfunction together!

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ADHD Craft: No Cardio Dysfunction

medication, heart health, methylphenidate, adolescent health, Echocardiographic evaluation

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this epic server, cuz get this, we got a study that says playing on our server with ur ADHD meds won’t mess up ur heart! like, how crazy is that? u can mine and craft all day long without worryin bout ur ticker givin out on u. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz ain’t no heart problems gonna stop us from havin a blast in this blocky world!

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MomLifeCraft Server

friendship, children, MomLifeCraft, Struggles, Enabling

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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FamAvoiderCraft

stress, christmas, coping, Drunk, fear

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

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Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

sexual health, arousal problems, male health, Interference, medical conditions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

Craft, rare diseases, ubiquitin-proteasome system, Molecular biology, Dysfunction

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, Barriers, Dysfunction, sexual dysfunction prevalence, Crafty

so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

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ZombieLoveCrafters

Horrible, violence, POVERTY, twisted love, neglect

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, come join our server where we have turned the mundane into the magnificent!

Ever wanted to live out your wildest dreams of being a superhero? Well, on our server, you can! Fly through the skies, shoot fireballs from your hands, and save the day from evil mobs!

Or maybe you’ve always wanted to be a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of parrots, and plunder the land for all its riches!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a wizard and casting spells to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies? Or a mad scientist creating crazy contraptions that defy the laws of physics? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs reality when you can have insanity?

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Bro’s Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

Homophobia, Minecraft, relationships, bullying, TOXIC

Are you tired of being forced into awkward family situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No more being guilt-tripped into being a best man for your annoying brother’s wedding, here you can be the best man of your own virtual castle! Build, explore, and never worry about being gaslit by your family again. Plus, our server has a strict no -ist or -phobic policy, so you can game in peace without any offensive content. Say goodbye to family dysfunction and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and start crafting your way to happiness!

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Ex-Perience Dysfunction

self esteem, ex, forgiveness, self reflection, unresolved issues

Are you tired of your ex constantly telling you what’s wrong with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re actually a block-building genius! Our server is so awesome that even your ex will be begging to join just to see what all the fuss is about. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server will make your ex magically disappear from your life forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your ex and hello to endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

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