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Sever-ly Vanilla Minecraft SMP: Where 18+ Hermitcrats roam with a map that’s dyn-omazing!

application, Community, comradery, Discord, dynomazing, Economy, friend group, friendly experience, Hermitcrats, interactions, Items, Map, Maturity, Minecraft, Nickname, Papermc, quality of life, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, Severly, Shops, smp, Teleportation, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Severation SMP Overview:

Type	Details
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+ server
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start	28/06

FAQ:

About Us:

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full-blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features:

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (on the way)
Leaderboards

Our Values:

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

What we ask of you:

Be mature and reasonable
18 years or older
Change your discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
Create a shop in the shopping district
Build your base relatively close to spawn

How to Join:

Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord

Tech Nightmare: Sea Sabotage

Baltic Sea sabotage, communication infrastructure, critical infrastructure, cyber attacks, cyber threats, cybersecurity, Data Protection, digital connectivity, global network, internet security, maritime security, network resilience, Nightmare, Protecting undersea internet cables, sabotage, sabotage risks, sea, submarine cables, system fragility, Tech, tech nightmare, technology vulnerabilities, undersea cable protection, undersea infrastructure

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we protect undersea internet cables from evil hackers and sea monsters! 🦑🌊

imagine diving deep into the baltic sea to fight off sabotage and save the internet from crashing! you’ll be a hero in the digital world and the minecraft world! 🦸‍♂️🎮

we have custom underwater bases, high-tech gadgets, and even a secret society of dolphins who help us in our mission. 🐬🕵️‍♂️

join now and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! protect the cables, save the internet, and become a legend! 💻🔒🏆

what are you waiting for? dive in and join the fun! 🌊🎉 #savethecables #minecraftheroes

Epic Quest Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, backpedalling, buff game, clickbait thumbnail, Epic, fotm, merch, multi-parter, PARASOCIAL FUCKS, Quest, Realms, SEO title, zero integrity

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchantments Applied:	92	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the FOTM buff game but on crack! Like, the admin is a total mastermind, they got SEO titles and clickbait thumbnails for days. It’s like they’re playing 4D chess with our minds, man.

And get this, they’re totally backpedaling on parasocial fucks, like, what even is that? I don’t know, but it sounds wild and I’m here for it. Plus, they’re always pushing their merch, like, you gotta support the cause, right?

So yeah, join this server and enter a whole new dimension of Minecraft madness. It’s like reality, but on steroids.

MommyIssues Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, controversial, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional Abuse, Family issues, Family Therapy, healing, Minecraft, MommyIssues, offensive language, personal growth, relationship dynamics, self-care, Server, step dad, surface level, Therapy, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any toxic step dads ruining the fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life issues behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is when a creeper sneaks up on you! No need for therapy here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

Our server is so drama-free, even the villagers gossiping about your latest build won’t compare to the chaos of family dinners gone wrong. So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only R-word you’ll hear is “respawn”!

BlockyLoveQuest

5K loan, AITAH, apartment, Asshole, Bank, BlockyLoveQuest, comfortable, contract, four months ago, Get Married, guy, House, loan, MET, Muslim, Religious, Renewed, saying no, Telling, Traditional, Wanting

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	277	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking out loans for virtual houses is not a thing! 🏠💸

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy stories like this one:

🤯 Imagine meeting someone in-game who promises to build you the biggest castle in all of Minecraft, only to ask you to take out a loan for the materials! 😂 Don’t worry, our virtual bank doesn’t give out loans for blocky mansions.

🤣 And if someone asks you to mine diamonds for them in exchange for a promise to pay you back later, just remember: in our server, we believe in fair trades and no shady deals! 💎💰

So come on over and join the fun – no loans required, just good times and epic builds! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

RegrettableMC SMP

Closure, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, letting go, life choices, life experience, life lessons, mistake, moving on, never again, never repeat, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableMC, second chances, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Votes:	9178	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many you won’t even believe it. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and claim the title of ultimate champion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to tame the elusive Ender Dragon and ride it around like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server and gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can solve its riddles? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. So come on, let’s get weird together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

PixelPulseCraft

#sustainability, accessibility, Advancements, Automation, Communication, connectivity, convenience, creativity, digitalization, Diversity, education, efficiency, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, modern technology, opportunities, PixelPulseCraft, progress, social media

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie unicorns with diamond swords! Our server is home to the most epic virtual adventures you’ll ever experience, from building giant castles made entirely of cake to diving into a lava pit filled with marshmallows. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity!

GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server

Arctic, controversy, Danish, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandNot4Sale, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, not for sale, political tension, politician, Rebuke, response, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, strong language, territorial dispute, trump, viral moment

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

so, like, u know how trump was all like “i wanna buy greenland” and denmark was all like “nah fam, f‑‑‑ off”? well, on this minecraft server, u can be like the danish politician and tell trump to f‑‑‑ off all day long! join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the world (of minecraft, that is). come join the fun and show trump who’s boss! #greenlandnotforsale #minecraftresistance

UkraineCraft: Kellogg’s Quest

100 days, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, ending war, foreign policy, government officials, international relations, Kellogg, Kelloggs, military intervention, negotiations, peace negotiations, political news, Quest, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, UkraineCraft, united states, US envoy, White House, wsj

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Buildings Constructed:	26	Love Letters Sent:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, “hey kellogg, go end this war in ukraine in 100 days, k thx bye.” like, what even is happening? join this server for the most epic quests and missions, like trying to stop a war in 100 days. who knows what will happen next? maybe kellogg will ride in on a unicorn and save the day. you never know on this wild server. come join the chaos and see what happens next!

Perish or Perish Minecraft Server

academic pressure, biomedical researchers, data analysis, data integrity, Experiment, irreproducibility, Minecraft, peer review, perish.., publish or perish, replication crisis, reproducibility crisis, research culture, Research Ethics, research funding, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Scientific method, scientific publishing, scientific research, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4894	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Star Shards Collected:	139	Gods Slained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Potions Brewed:	171	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

So, like, you ever play on a Minecraft server where the science is so wack that you’ll be like “woah, dude, what even is real anymore?” Well, come join our server where we have a reproducibility crisis that will blow your mind!

Our biomedical researchers are out here trying to figure out why over 70% of them can’t reproduce another scientist’s experiment. Is it because they’re too busy trying to publish or perish? Probably! But hey, who needs reproducibility when you can have a good time on our server, am I right?

Join us and be part of the madness as we try to navigate through the chaos of science gone wrong. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to crack the code and finally figure out what’s really going on. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Ethereal Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4chan, anonymous encounters, cis girl, digital interactions, Dominant, Ethereal, fetish, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, findom, internet culture, kink, online communities, online dating, online relationships, Personal experiences, power dynamics, Realm, social media, submissive

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	897
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Yo, bros, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances with that 4chan findom girl!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos. Who needs a cis girl when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a pickaxe in the other?

Trust me, you’ll be so addicted to our server that you’ll forget all about those crazy online encounters. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs 4chan drama when you have a whole new world to explore?