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Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Potions Brewed:	199	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	5615	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	8780	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Farms Harvested:	387
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

BlockyTimeMachine

advice, BlockyTimeMachine, hindsight, Inner child, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-reflection exercises, wisdom

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	914	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

#youtube, Adventures, authentic, classic, Crates, Discord, dramatic, European, Factions, Minecraft, Mythical, Nethria, Network, Nostalgia, Opera, Ping, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Server, Site, Skills, soap, Trailer

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Third-person Shooter, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Warbond

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6556	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runes Activated:	6

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

ObsidianAddictz

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ores Mined:	3817	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!