| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6362 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Votes: | 4157 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9429 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.
Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5802 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Ores Mined: | 1313 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.
So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7217 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8130 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 355 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 174 |
– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6117 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1848 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6934 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 204 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 220 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1670 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 330 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!
So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3006 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 941753 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Emeralds Found: | 5290 |
– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6964 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!
So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 931 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!
Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!
