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clim8 hell Minecraft server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, chief, clim8, climate action, climate change, climate emergency, climate science, climate summit, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heat, Hell, highway to climate hell, Minecraft, natural disasters, planet, Server, temperature rise, UN, Unprecedented, world

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

LOL OMG, if u don’t join this epic Minecraft server, u gonna end up in climate hell like the UN chief says! Our server is so lit, it’s like living in a volcano but without the lava burns. We’ve had 12 months of crazy heat, but don’t worry, we got air conditioning in our virtual world.

Join us and escape the real world’s climate chaos by building your own igloo or swimming pool made of diamonds. We even have special climate change events where you have to survive crazy weather like raining creepers or snowing lava. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t be bored!

So come on, join us on this highway to climate hell and let’s make Minecraft great again!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

boomer, BoomerCraft, late to Touhou, Minecraft, Popular, Server, starting Touhou, touhou, Touhou art, Touhou characters, Touhou community, Touhou conventions, Touhou doujinshi, Touhou fan events, Touhou fanbase, Touhou fandom, Touhou fanworks, Touhou gameplay, Touhou games, Touhou lore, Touhou memes, Touhou merchandise, Touhou music

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you a 27-year-old boomer looking to dive into the magical world of Touhou? Well, fear not, my friend, because it’s never too late to join the party! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Touhou fanatic and show off your danmaku skills.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling cute girls with deadly powers, dodging bullets like a pro, and immersing yourself in the enchanting music and art of the Touhou universe. Plus, rumor has it that Marisa Kirisame herself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a spell card duel!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the Touhou madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Touhou master and earn the title of Gensokyo’s greatest boomer!

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

Communication, competitive, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, I played, leisure, lol, LolCraft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pastime, Reflexes, Server, skill-building, socializing, strategy, teamwork, these, video games, virtual world

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	120	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, or even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so wacky, even the creepers wear party hats and breakdance when they explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies, a hot tub filled with lava for the ultimate relaxation experience, and a petting zoo where you can cuddle with baby creepers and endermen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (unless you need to go eat some cake made out of diamonds – yes, we have that too)!

MomVsStepMom Minecraft Server

blended families, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, exclusion, family conflict, family drama, family loyalty, family relationships, Jealousy, Minecraft, MomVsStepMom, parental favoritism, parental relationships, pre-wedding activities, Server, sibling relationships, stepfamily dynamics, stepmother issues, toxic behavior, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding preparations

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a stepmom and her stepkids.

Watch as the stepmom tries to outshine the real mom at every school event, birthday party, and family gathering. Will she succeed in her quest to become the favorite parent, or will the kids continue to shut her out of their lives?

With more petty drama than a reality TV show, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on in and witness the chaos unfold – just make sure to leave your matching outfits at home!

SibSquadSitterGoneAustria

Austria, Burnout, caretaking, Conflict, emergency, family, Friends, Funeral, high school, oldest daughter syndrome, overreacting, parents, RELATIVES, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, school responsibilities, selfish, Siblings, SibSquadSitterGoneAustria, Strain, University

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4950	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the oldest sibling! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and surviving – just like trying to keep up with 10 younger siblings!

Need a break from the chaos of family responsibilities? Come escape to our server and let loose with some blocky fun. We promise, no one will ask you to babysit a bunch of virtual siblings here!

Embark on quests, team up with other players, and explore our virtual world without the stress of real-life obligations. Because let’s face it, taking care of 10 siblings while juggling school and university is no easy feat – even for the most seasoned Minecraft player!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner child (or responsible older sibling) run wild. Who knows, you might even find some virtual siblings to take care of – but this time, they won’t eat all your virtual snacks!

FingerGunz Minecraft Server

Bang Bang, finger guns, finger pistols, FingerGunz, Firearm, funny, Gestures, gun fingers, hand gesture, handguns, humor, imagination, make believe, Minecraft, pew pew, pistols, playful, playful gestures, PRETEND, pretend play, Server, shooting simulation, weapons

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	2201	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of your boring old finger guns just shooting out imaginary bullets? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your finger guns are upgraded to shoot out explosive TNT! That’s right, no more pew pew, now it’s BOOM BOOM!

Join our server and show off your finger gun skills by taking down creepers, zombies, and even other players with your explosive firepower. But be careful, because with great power comes great responsibility (and the occasional accidental crater in the ground).

So if you’re ready to take your finger guns to the next level and blow up everything in sight, then join our server today! Just remember to always aim responsibly and watch out for any stray chickens that might get caught in the crossfire. See you in the game, explosive fingers!

BlockyOffender69

Accountability, behavior evaluation, BlockyOffender69, character analysis, Character development, consequences, controversy, criminal, criminal behavior, dark side, Ethics, fictional character, fictional universe, fictional world, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, legal consequences, morality, Real Life, registered sex offender, societal norms

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	179	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guest appearance from everyone’s favorite fictional character – the one and only Spongebob Squarepants! But watch out, because in real life, Spongebob would definitely be a registered sex offender. Join our server to see what kind of shenanigans he gets up to in the virtual world! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

tokyo dating app minecraft server

app, birthrate, Boost, DATING, dating app, demographics, Government, innovation, Japan, Launch, love, Marriage, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Population, relationships, romance, Server, Singles, social experiment, Technology, TOKYO, Tokyo government

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	790264
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3

so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Tantrum-Free Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, discipline, education, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, family dynamics, Maturity, mental health, parenting, Parenting styles, personal growth, self-care, Stress Management, TantrumFree, teenager, Understanding, work-life balance, Zone

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4962	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dimension Hops:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your teenager’s dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you forgetting all about your kid’s C grade.

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about your work meetings and your teenager’s emotional outbursts. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t scream and cry when you’re trying to focus.

And if your teenager tries to interrupt your gaming session, just tell them to take a hike to the Nether! Our server is a safe haven from real-world drama, where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll need to apologize for is not joining sooner. Let’s block and roll, baby!

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server

assets, beneficiaries, bequests, childfree, Childless, Decision making, distribution, end of life, Estate Planning, family, future planning, Inheritance, KidlessCraft, Legacy, loved ones, Minecraft, Next of Kin, passing on, personal belongings, RELATIVES, Server, wealth, wills

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Star Shards Collected:	83
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8610	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to the childless? Look no further, because on our server, we understand the struggle of not having anyone to pass your diamonds down to when you kick the bucket. Join us for a chance to build your virtual empire without worrying about pesky heirs stealing your loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of immortal wolves who will protect your belongings for all eternity. So come on, join us and live out your child-free Minecraft dreams!