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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5900 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!