| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8473 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6846 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 68 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 219 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8584 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5356 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1811 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6494 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2190 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 53 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5757 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4723 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 9078 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9311 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 5274 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5909 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 53 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 186 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2539 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 275 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8423 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Animals Bred: | 122 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4953 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
