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GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

attitude, Babysitting, Boundaries, California, DAUGHTER, DISRESPECTFUL, Dying Inside, entitled, exhausted, family, Grandma, grandson, GrannyCraft, Help, Maid, Minecraft, mom, new mexico, overwhelmed, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Tantrum

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that you won’t have to deal with entitled daughters throwing tantrums or threatening to move to California with your grandchild.

Join our server and escape to a world where the only responsibility you have is to build epic structures and survive against creepers and zombies. No more feeling like a maid or a substitute mom – on our server, you’re free to be whoever you want to be!

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Trust us, mining for diamonds is way more satisfying than dealing with family issues. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and let the fun begin!

WBD deal not going well for AEW Minecraft SMP

aew, All Out, collision, Deal, disappointing amount, Dying Inside, dynamite, Exclusivity, expert analysis, Minecraft, MONEY, Networks, pic related, Rampage, Renew, ROH, scrambling, smp, Tony, trannies, TV deal, WBD, WBD deal

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	7700
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchantments Applied:	130	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old TV deals and exclusivity? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got drama, rumors swirling like a tornado, and a whole lot of chaos going on. Tony is talking to other networks, WBD doesn’t want exclusivity anymore, and trannies are suddenly real quiet. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of this crazy world. Tony is scrambling to find new homes for Collision and Rampage, while also trying to pawn off ROH on some poor sucker. And let’s not forget the face Tony made when asked about the TV deal – he looks like he’s dying inside! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and we want YOU to be a part of it.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this wacky world!

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

Expert, gratuity, gratuity customs, gratuity debate, gratuity etiquette, gratuity expectations, gratuity norms, gratuity rules, leaving tips, Minecraft, restaurant etiquette, service industry, smp, tip amount, tip or not, Tipping, tipping controversy, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping guidelines, tipping habits, tipping practices, tipping protocol

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Votes:	1377	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

BoyfriendBlunderMC

Apologize.., Apology, awkward situation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlunderMC, Bridesmaids, cordiality, friend drama, Group Chats, inappropriate comment, middle school fight, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, only fans, silent treatment, social circles, social dynamics, social etiquette, social interconnected, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	51	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

beloved memento, beloved possession, cherished object, cherished possession, favorite keepsake, favorite possession, important possession, irreplaceable item, irreplaceable treasure, keepsake, meaningful item, Minecraft, PossessionObsession, priceless memento, priceless possession, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental treasure, smp, special memento, treasured belonging, valuable keepsake, valuable possession

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dragons Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	30
New Chunks Explored:	940567	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

abnormal phobias, atypical fears, bizarre anxieties, bizarre phobias, eccentric fears, extraordinary fears, fear, odd anxieties, outlandish phobias, peculiar anxieties, peculiar phobias, PhobiaCraft, quirky phobias, rare fears, strange fears, strange phobias, uncommon fears, uncommon phobias, unheard of phobias, unicorns, unique phobias, unusual phobia, weird phobias

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	512
New Chunks Explored:	895259	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8189	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

autoimmune, autoimmune diseases, Breakthrough, Craft, disease mechanism, diseases, immune dysfunction, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Mechanism, medical science, molecular mechanism, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorders, research, Reveals, study, treatment target, Yale-led study

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9650	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

1 year later, Adventures, blocky, future perspectives, hindsight, long-term effects, looking back, Minecraft, one year later analysis, one year later contemplation, one year later hindsight, one year later musings, one year later opinions, one year later reflections, one year later review, one year later thoughts, one year on, opinions after time, past experiences, reflections, Server, thoughts after a year, time passing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

analytical, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, brainy movie, Clever, clever movie, Cognitive, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, HIGH, High IQ, high IQ movie, intellectual, intellectual movie, intelligence, Mensa, Mensa level, Minecraft, Movie, night, Smart, smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Items Found:	4596	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

6AM, Airport, airport pickup, CraftyRoomies, day off, Early, exchange, Favor, Food, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, offer, overthinking, Plans, Poor, Ride, roommate, Server, sleep schedule, Sunday, trap, Uber, Upset, weekend

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!