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BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

BrokeButRich, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Greed, Happiness, materialism, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, philosophy, Poor, possessions, POVERTY, Quote, richness, Server, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2413	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?

On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!

We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!

So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SociaMine: Screen Time Edition

addiction, Average, balance, Daily, digital age, Digital Detox, Edition, excessive use, habits, internet, mental health, normal, online behavior, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, Scrolling, Smartphone, social media, social-networking, SociaMine, Technology, Time, Time management

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Emeralds Found:	1787	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Are you tired of spending hours scrolling through social media, only to end up feeling unfulfilled and bored? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to mindlessly staring at your phone all day. Instead, spend your time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers from around the world.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your social media addiction. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a truly unique gaming experience, join us now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the elusive creeper in action. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, international relations, kyiv, military withdrawal, Minecraft, NATO bid, occupied regions, peace agreement, peace talks, political negotiations, putin, Russian intervention, sanctions, Server, Truce, Ukraine, war-torn regions

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Items Found:	6456	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PUTIN PROMISES TO STOP BLOWING UP BLOCKS IF YOU LEAVE HIS TERRITORY AND STOP TRYING TO JOIN HIS SQUAD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!

BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!

Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished

assets, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical conflict, global politics, international relations, political tensions, punishment, putin, PutinsCraft, RETALIATION, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian economy, sanctions, theft, Ukraine, Unpunished, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Votes:	3536
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnow

FuelCraft: Pumping Addiction!

addiction, addiction centers, addictive products, addictive substances, alcohol, Caffeine, convenience, convenience stores, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, FuelCraft, fueling addictions, gas station treats, gas stations, gasoline, impulse purchases, lottery tickets, nicotine, pumping, salt, SNACKS, Sugar, unhealthy habits

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where we don’t just sell fossil fuels and sugar, we sell pure addiction, baby!

Join us if you wanna feed your cravings for caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss.

Our server is like a gas station on steroids, pumping out the craziest adventures and the wildest parties. So come on down and get your fix of fun, because once you join, you’ll never wanna leave!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the addiction begin!

TouchCraft: Where Your Touch Choices Matter!

body awareness, Choice, Choices, Communication, emotional health, health, Human Connection, interpersonal relationships, Intimacy, matter, physical touch, Pleasure, relationship satisfaction, sensory experience, tactile communication, Touch, touch preference, touch preferences, touch research, touch satisfaction, touch study, touch therapy, TouchCraft, well-being

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4759
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so like, have you ever wanted to be touched in all the right places in minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and experience the most pleasurable touches you’ve ever had in your pixelated life!

our server is like a magical place where you can choose exactly where you want to be touched and it’s like, super amazing and stuff. the touch is so good, it will make you question why you ever played on any other server before.

not only will you have the best touching experience of your life, but it will also improve your interpersonal relationships, communication skills, health, and well-being. like, who knew minecraft could be so life-changing, right?

so come join us on our server and get ready to be touched in all the right places. trust us, you won’t regret it!

MuscleCraft Servers: No Mods, Just Flexing in the Sky with All The Mods 9

all the mods 9 to the sky, banned items, Community, Curseforge, Discord, Flexing, fresh world, Friends, Ip:, LATEST, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, MOTD, MuscleCraft, Network, Pickaxe, Playtime ranks, Quick support, Servers, SKY, Version, Website

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	77
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Macho Craft Minecraft Server

Server	IP	Modpack
All the Mods 9 – To The Sky	atm9sky.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9 – To The Sky
All the Mods 9	atm9.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9

We offer playtime ranks (for claims/force loads), no banned items and quick support! Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and dive into the rich world of All The Mods 9. Adventure awaits!

FAQs

1. What versions of Minecraft are supported on Macho Craft?

Latest, as shown on MOTD

2. Are there any banned items on the servers?

No, there are no banned items on Macho Craft servers.

3. How can I get support or assistance while playing on the servers?

You can reach out for quick support on our Discord server or website.

4. Do you have a community-driven approach on Macho Craft servers?

Yes, Macho Craft is a community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a fresh world and more servers on the way.

AnthroGamerz Minecraft Server

#gamer, Anthro, anthro girlfriend, AnthroGamerz, gamer community, gamer culture, gamer expectations, gamer humor, gamer identity, gamer jokes, gamer memes, gamer slang, gamer stereotypes, Gaming, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming relationships, Girlfriend, girlfriend expectations, Minecraft, online gaming, relationship, Server, video games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have anthro girlfriends for all our players! That’s right, you can finally show off your cool anthro gf to all your friends and make them super jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves on the dance floor.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men who guard the entrance – they may look sweet, but they’ll bite your head off if you’re not careful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of fun and craziness! Who needs boring old square houses when you can have anthro girlfriends, disco parties with mobs, and candy forests? Let the adventure begin!

CraftyDestiny Minecraft Server

API, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, bungie, Clan, CraftyDestiny, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny 2, Destiny 2 update, Destiny General, dim, Dps, Dual Destiny, Gunsmith, Last Strike, Minecraft, Patch 8.0.0.1, Server, Stats, the final shape, TTK, twab

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Potions Brewed:	160	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1341	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and never left. They built the most insane structures, battled the craziest mobs, and forged friendships that lasted a lifetime.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and magical portals that will transport you to new realms. You’ll have access to the most powerful weapons and armor, thanks to our exclusive ArmorPicker tool. And if you’re looking for a challenge, try taking on the Last Strike mission – only the bravest have succeeded!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Remember, on this server, we’re Together Forever (Please run Dual Destiny with me)!

MineCraftyPros Server

affluent, business owner, career, earning, entrepreneur, executive, finance, high income, high salary, income level, Job, MineCraftyPros, MONEY, occupation, Profession, salary, Server, Six Figures, Successful, top earners, Wealthy, well paid

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8821	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players who make over $200k annually! Why settle for pixelated riches when you can have real-life wealth too? Join our server and trade virtual blocks for real cash, because who needs a job when you’re rolling in Minecraft money? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and will personally hand-deliver a diamond block to your virtual mansion if you join today. So what are you waiting for? Come join the elite ranks of high-earning Minecraft players and start living the high life both in-game and IRL!