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EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3225	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8538	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	1315
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crops Grown:	7357
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magic Items Found:	6892	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Farms Harvested:	979	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	87	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Votes:	3977	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Potions Brewed:	140
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5947	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Items Found:	2779
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!