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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 588 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4452 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. i heard that if you join, your soil quality will, like, improve and you’ll become, like, super healthy and stuff. it’s like magic, man.
people are saying that joining this server is the key to, like, unlocking your true potential and becoming a superhero. i heard this one guy joined and now he can, like, fly and shoot lasers from his eyes.
if you don’t join this server, you’re, like, missing out on the chance to become the next big thing. don’t be a loser, join now and become a soil-enhanced, superhuman legend. trust me, it’s totally worth it.
ESL 
