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Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Animals Bred:	153
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has the most lit map ever – it’s like a real country relevancy map, but in Minecraft form! You can explore different countries and feel like a global traveler without even leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, there are so many outrageous reasons to join, like finding hidden treasures in each country or starting a war between players representing different nations. It’s like the United Nations, but with creepers and diamond swords. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

aita, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, Breakup, children, close friendship, co parenting, Couch, emotional connection, Exes, ExTreats, financial support, holidays, Intimacy, Minecraft, moving on, past relationship, quid pro quo, relationship, Server, sleeping over, treating ex special, Trips

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Towns Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

BroBroSupportGoneWrong

Boundaries, BroBroSupportGoneWrong, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Gaslighting, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, support system, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic siblings ruining your fun!

Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.

And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

InfluencerVibesMC SMP

brand promotion, digital influencers, influencer audience, influencer authenticity, influencer campaigns, Influencer collaborations, influencer content, influencer endorsements, influencer engagement, influencer impact, influencer marketing, influencer partnerships, influencer reach, influencer relationships, influencer strategy, influencer trends, influencers, InfluencerVibesMC, Marketing, smp, social media, social media influencers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Votes:	174

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	46	Mines Excavated:	3755
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	42741	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Towns Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Emeralds Found:	2961	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!