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CraftyFrenchieDutchMC Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is receiving french and dutch fighter jets IN MINECRAFT. u can fly around and battle ur friends in the sky like u never seen before. ukraine is the new battleground for the most epic dogfights u will ever experience. join now and be part of the madness. fly high, my friends. fly high. -
MerzCraft: Musk Slammer – No AfD Allowed!
so, like, u know how german politics can be a bit of a snoozefest, right? well, not on this server, fam! we got merz, the german chancellor candidate, straight up SLAMMIN’ musk over some afD stance. like, who even knew these two would be beefin’ in the minecraft world, right? come join us for some epic drama and political intrigue, cuz this server is lit AF! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness! -
PolishCraft Minecraft Server
come join dis epic minecraft server where u can be the ruler of poland and prepare to take over da EU like a boss. forget hungary, poland is where it’s at now. build ur own empire, conquer other players, and show dem who’s da real boss. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing potatoes as pets. u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come join us and let’s make poland great again in minecraft world. -
Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!
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Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?
So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉
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MarsCraft: The Return
so, like, u know how scientists are all smart and stuff? well, these crazy dudes decided to spend a whole year pretending they were on mars. like, what even? but now they’re back and they wanna play minecraft with us! join our server and experience the out-of-this-world builds they’ve created. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else. plus, they have secret alien technology that lets you mine diamonds with just one click. no more digging for hours, just click and boom, diamonds galore! so come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the galaxy. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. -
Blocktopia: Flood Escape – Evacuate 6k!
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a dam breach in China but in Minecraft, ya know? we got almost 6,000 people evacuating to join our epic world of blocky goodness. why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya, we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha slide, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so come on over and join the fun, before the dam breaks again and we all float away on a river of tears. #minecraftmadness #joinusnow #blockparty -
CraftyPrideParadeArrests
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a turkey at istanbul’s banned pride parade! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll be arrested for having too much fun! build your own rainbow castle and show off your pride in style. who needs a parade when you can have a party on our server? join now and let’s get this party started! -
ArceCraft: Coup-Proof Minecraft Server
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even President Arce from Bolivia tried to stage a coup just to get a piece of the action! Can you believe it? He was all like, “I must have the diamonds and emeralds for myself!” But our players were like, “Nah, bro, these are ours!”
So, if you wanna be part of the madness, come join us! We’ve got a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, a secret underground base filled with treasure, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the chaos begin!