DV17 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, candidates, controversial, election, funny, horse jizz, humor, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, mockery, mocking, offensive, Politics, PRETEND, satire, smp, social norms, stop calling, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, unite, weird, weirdos

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5081	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

DisneyFanaticMC SMP

animated, Character, Childhood, Disney, DisneyFanaticMC, dream, Enchanting, fairy tale, FANTASY, Favorite, forever.., Hero, iconic, imagination, Magic, MAGICAL, Movie, Prince, princess, smp, Villain, wish

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Towns Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world with boring responsibilities and adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that and become your favorite Disney character forever! Imagine building a castle as Elsa, or mining for diamonds as Simba. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping stacks of diamonds wherever it goes. Join us and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Pig and claim your riches!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting behind and come join us on this wacky adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, as long as it’s a Disney character. See you in the magical world of our Minecraft SMP!

SlimCraft: Shedding Blocks & Pounds

Before and after, blocks, determination, diet tips, exercise routine, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, motivation, perseverance, POUNDS, self-discipline, shedding, SlimCraft, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, workout plan

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Towns Built:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Star Shards Collected:	278
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine and build your way to a slimmer avatar! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from creepers, doing squats while crafting, and eating only virtual carrots. Trust us, you’ll be a lean, mean mining machine in no time! Join now and say goodbye to those extra blocks!

Nightshade SMP: Where Boomers and Zoomers peacefully coexist. No boomers allowed!

Allowed, Bedrock Port, Boomers, Coexist, commands, CPU, Difficulty, discord server, Game Rules, Ip:, mobGriefing, Nightshade, peacefully, Render Distance, server info, server settings, Simulation Distance, smp, world border, zoomers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	7813	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Nightshade SMP Server Overview

Server Features	No land claim plugins
	No pay-to-win system
	Graves spawn upon death
	Friendly community and staff
	Planned server events
	Bedrock crossplay

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our whitelist, please complete the application process on our Discord server. Once submitted, we will notify you upon acceptance.

What are the server features?

No land claim plugins
No pay-to-win system
Graves spawn upon death for players to collect items
Friendly community and staff
Planned server events
Bedrock crossplay

What plugins does the server use?

Purpur 1.21
CoreProtect
FarmControl

KinniCraft Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, battle, Devil, Epic battles, iconic characters, intense competition, Japanese culture, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, legendary series, Manga, Minecraft, muscle men, muscle power, musclemania, Perfect matches, Rivalry, Server, SuperHero, tag team, ultimate showdown, wrestling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you ready to witness epic battles between the Devil and the Perfect players on our server? Picture this: Satan himself facing off against a player who never misses a shot with a bow and arrow. The stakes are high and the entertainment is even higher! Join us for the ultimate showdown of good vs evil in the world of Minecraft. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

BilliardNumberMinecraftSMP

billiard, BilliardNumberMinecraftSMP, billion, Childhood, cue sports, education, Entertainment, funny, Game, learning, leisure, long tail, Math, Memories, Misconception, number, Pool, rich people, Snooker, tags, wealth

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	415968
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you find this hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the land, offering valuable quests and rewards to those brave enough to seek them out. And rumor has it that if you befriend one of these llamas, they’ll lead you to a secret village filled with rare loot and enchanted items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, the journey may be treacherous, but the rewards are worth it. And who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – or even discover the mythical number that comes after a billion!

GymRage Minecraft Server

aita, cleaning equipment, fitness center, gym cleanliness, gym conflict, gym confrontation, gym confrontation etiquette, gym culture, gym etiquette, gym hygiene, gym manners, gym rules, GymRage, Minecraft, passive aggressive behavior, proper gym behavior, Server, sweaty bench, sweaty gym member, wiping down equipment, workout etiquette

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	6746	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Are you tired of sweaty gym encounters? Join our Minecraft server where the only sweat you’ll encounter is the sweat from battling intense mobs and mining for diamonds! No passive-aggressive gym-goers here, just pure gaming fun!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual gym and show off your pixelated muscles to all the other players. Who needs a real gym when you can work out your fingers by crafting and building in our epic world?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape the real world and dive into a virtual one where sweat is only caused by intense gaming sessions. Join us now and leave the gym drama behind!

BoyfriendBlockerCraft

acceptance, achieving dreams, Acting, boyfriend drama, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, Breakups, Communication, deal breakers, friendship, ghosting, Happiness, high school relationships, LGBTQ, moving on, relationships, romantic relationships, self-confidence, Support, Theater, theater production

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	139
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Hey there gamers! Remember that time I posted about my crazy breakup drama on Reddit? Well, guess what? It’s all sorted out now, thanks to the power of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story. Build a giant plant monster (like Audrey Two) and feed your ex-boyfriend to it! Who needs closure when you have virtual carnivorous plants, am I right?

Plus, find love and friendship on our server just like I did with the girl playing Chiffon in our virtual production of Little Shop of Horrors. We bonded over Minecraft and now we’re inseparable!

So come on over to our server and remember: They may offer you diamonds and enchanted gear, love and epic builds, but whatever they offer you, DON’T FEED THE PLANTS! 😂🌱💔 #MinecraftDrama #ExBoyfriendRevenge #VirtualLoveStory

SkillzNoProfit Minecraft SMP

artistic expression, creative outlet, Fulfillment without financial gain., hobby, leisure activity, Minecraft, Non-profitable skill, passion project, personal growth, personal satisfaction, pursuit of happiness, Relaxation, self improvement, Side project, skill development, SkillzNoProfit, smp, stress relief, talent showcase, Time-consuming activity, Undervalued talent, Unpaid talent, Volunteer work

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you a pro at building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of cheese blocks in Minecraft? Do you spend hours perfecting your underwater basket weaving skills in-game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, wacky quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Who knows, maybe one day your cheese llama statue will become a national treasure and you’ll finally start making that sweet, sweet Minecraft money. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

NoteBlockHero

agreeable, bland, Easy Listening, inoffensive, least controversial musician, Mainstream, middle-of-the-road, Mild, Music, musician, non-confrontational, non-controversial, non-divisive, NoteBlockHero, Popular, Safe, soothing, unchallenging, uncontroversial, Unproblematic, well-liked

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	168	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting in boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you can handle!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with the one and only Notorious C.R.E.E.P, a mysterious musician who serenades creepers to sleep with his soothing tunes. Rumor has it he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by playing them a sick beat on his diamond record player.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Enderman, who loves to boogie down in the End dimension. He’s always looking for new dance partners to join him in his never-ending party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a musical and magical experience like no other!