The best OP Minetopia in the Netherlands, do you start your own company to become the biggest businessman, do you go into the criminal world or do you work for the government, join today and play with us!
EasyMT
play.easymt.nl
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EasyMT
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Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).
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CraftyQueens LGBTQ+ Crime Rates
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!
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RodentNetwork
Rodent Network is a Dutch/Belgian community server!
Our network is open to everyone, no matter how old or young you are as long as you have fun with others and especially in our Network! We are a close community with reliable players. Our Staff team is always ready to help you when needed. Our staff team also listens to your ideas to make the servers to your liking, what you want and where you can have fun because that is our number 1 priority. We do not only have Survival, no, we also have Oneblock and Prison where you and all your friends, family and acquaintances can play. Our game modes are unique and very cool to play. We die every week to improve your playing experience and also with updates and/or events.
Come join our friendly community! Hopefully we see you soon on our Minecraft Network and in our discord server.
Discord: https://discord.knaagdiernetwork.nl/ Webstore: store.knaagdiernetwork.nl IP: play.knaagdiernetwork.nl Version: 1.20+
play.knaagdiernetwork.nl
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RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!
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VeldeCraft: Defend the Olympics
Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Dutch rapist Steven van de Velde’s partner on our team and she’s like, super fierce and will defend our Olympic selection like a boss! Plus, we have the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!
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HickoryCraft
Hi we are a dutch minecraft server with a lot of fun things like the real world on a scale of 1:1500 and everyone is welcome
Below is a small list of what we have Nice Crates Free Ranks A good shop Leuke events Boosters A beautiful website And much more so be sure to join
45.128.157.4:25645
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DutchCraftin’AITA
Are you tired of going on dates with guys who expect you to foot the bill for their expensive meals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that all players will split the virtual bill equally, so you never have to worry about being stuck with a hefty tab.Join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your dream restaurant and invite all your friends for a virtual feast. Just make sure to communicate with your fellow players about who is paying for what, or you might end up with a virtual bill that’s way out of your budget.
Don’t let dating drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and enjoy a stress-free environment where everyone pays their fair share. Who knew that Minecraft could teach us valuable lessons about sharing the costs of a meal? See you in the game!
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RutteCraft NATO Boss
so, like, you know how the Dutch PM Rutte is, like, all serious and stuff? well, guess what? on our minecraft server, he’s gonna be the next secretary general of NATO! can you believe it? he’s gonna be leading all the other world leaders in epic battles and quests on our server. join now to witness the madness and chaos that will ensue when Rutte takes charge. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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AlienCraft Minecraft Server
👽 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where aliens have landed and the first humans they meet are the Dutch! 🇳🇱Join us for a wild ride as the aliens try to make sense of humanity based on their encounter with the Dutch. Will they think we all wear wooden clogs and eat cheese for every meal? Or maybe they’ll believe that windmills are our primary mode of transportation!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where the Dutch are actually plotting to take over the world with their tulip army. And don’t even get us started on the flying bicycles that roam the skies!
So come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a Dutch alien or two along the way! 😉👾🌍🚲