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Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Buildings Constructed:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CraftyQueens LGBTQ+ Crime Rates

committing crimes, CraftyQueens, crime, crimes, criminal behavior, Dutch, Dutch study, heterosexual relationships, higher odds, LGBTQ, lower odds, Men, men in same-sex relationships, new study, Odds, opposite-sex relationships, PEERS, Rates, same sex, same sex relationships, Women, Women in same-sex relationships

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	90
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!

APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!

SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!

COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!

RodentNetwork

Belgian, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Dutch, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Ip:, Minecraft, Mini Games, Network, OneBlock, Players, Prison, PvP, RodentNetwork, Server, Staff, Survival, Updates, Webstore

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Rodent Network is a Dutch/Belgian community server!

Our network is open to everyone, no matter how old or young you are as long as you have fun with others and especially in our Network! We are a close community with reliable players. Our Staff team is always ready to help you when needed. Our staff team also listens to your ideas to make the servers to your liking, what you want and where you can have fun because that is our number 1 priority. We do not only have Survival, no, we also have Oneblock and Prison where you and all your friends, family and acquaintances can play. Our game modes are unique and very cool to play. We die every week to improve your playing experience and also with updates and/or events.

Come join our friendly community! Hopefully we see you soon on our Minecraft Network and in our discord server.

Discord: https://discord.knaagdiernetwork.nl/ Webstore: store.knaagdiernetwork.nl IP: play.knaagdiernetwork.nl Version: 1.20+

play.knaagdiernetwork.nl

RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!

athlete, Competition, controversy, CONVICTED, criminal, DEFEND, Dutch, Ethics, International, Justice, Legal, morality, Olympic, organizers, Participation, public opinion, rape, RapeCraft, scandal, sexual assault, sports, Title

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Enchantments Applied:	157	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

VeldeCraft: Defend the Olympics

accusations, athlete, controversy, criminal, Defence, DEFEND, Dutch, forgiveness, Justice, Media, Olympic selection, olympics, partner, public opinion, rapist, Redemption, Rehabilitation, relationship, scandal, scrutiny, Steven van de Velde, Support, VeldeCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Dutch rapist Steven van de Velde’s partner on our team and she’s like, super fierce and will defend our Olympic selection like a boss! Plus, we have the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

HickoryCraft

Boosters, Community, Crates, Dutch, Dutch server, Earth, Economy, Events, Free Ranks, Fun, games, Gaming, HickoryCraft, Join, Minecraft, ONLINE, Players, PvP, Real World, scale 1:1500, Server, Shop, Survival, Website

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2288	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1350	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Hi we are a dutch minecraft server with a lot of fun things like the real world on a scale of 1:1500 and everyone is welcome

Below is a small list of what we have Nice Crates Free Ranks A good shop Leuke events Boosters A beautiful website And much more so be sure to join

45.128.157.4:25645

DutchCraftin’AITA

aita, Appetizers, bill, coffee, Communication, dating etiquette, dessert, drinks, Dutch, DutchCraftinAITA, first date, friend of a friend, Gender Roles, genuine guy, going Dutch, main course, misunderstanding, paying for myself, Restaurant, separate checks, splitting the bill, Upset

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of going on dates with guys who expect you to foot the bill for their expensive meals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that all players will split the virtual bill equally, so you never have to worry about being stuck with a hefty tab.

Join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your dream restaurant and invite all your friends for a virtual feast. Just make sure to communicate with your fellow players about who is paying for what, or you might end up with a virtual bill that’s way out of your budget.

Don’t let dating drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and enjoy a stress-free environment where everyone pays their fair share. Who knew that Minecraft could teach us valuable lessons about sharing the costs of a meal? See you in the game!

RutteCraft NATO Boss

Alliance, Appointment, Boss, decision, Defense, Diplomacy, Dutch, european union, Government, international relations, leadership, Military, nato, Netherlands, PM Rutte, policy, Politics, RutteCraft, Secretary General, SECURITY, Strategic, TRANSITION

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Zombie Dances:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, you know how the Dutch PM Rutte is, like, all serious and stuff? well, guess what? on our minecraft server, he’s gonna be the next secretary general of NATO! can you believe it? he’s gonna be leading all the other world leaders in epic battles and quests on our server. join now to witness the madness and chaos that will ensue when Rutte takes charge. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

AlienCraft, aliens, anthropology, Civilization, Communication, cultural exchange, Diversity, Dutch, encounter, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, first impressions, humans, intergalactic, Interstellar, Minecraft, perspective, Server, Space Travel, speculation, Technology, visit earth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7381	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

👽 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where aliens have landed and the first humans they meet are the Dutch! 🇳🇱

Join us for a wild ride as the aliens try to make sense of humanity based on their encounter with the Dutch. Will they think we all wear wooden clogs and eat cheese for every meal? Or maybe they’ll believe that windmills are our primary mode of transportation!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where the Dutch are actually plotting to take over the world with their tulip army. And don’t even get us started on the flying bicycles that roam the skies!

So come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a Dutch alien or two along the way! 😉👾🌍🚲

BlockyImports Minecraft Server

BlockyImports, Brand Expansion, Business, Businessman, collaboration, consumer goods, distribution, Dutch, entrepreneur, global market, Import, international trade, lego, Marketing, Minecraft, Nike, Partnership, Retail, Reuters, russia, Server, supply chain, Western Brands

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5

so like, this server is like the wild wild west of minecraft servers, but instead of cowboys we got dutch businessmen teaming up with russia to import western brands like nike and lego. imagine building a lego house while wearing nike shoes, it’s like a dream come true, man. join us for the most epic crossover event in minecraft history, it’s gonna be lit AF. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join the madness now!

Stellar Survivors

Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9317	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

StellarSurvivors.com

Chill Adult Server: Where we PvP like pros, survive the drama, and compete for the top spot on leaderboards! Join now!

Adult, Chill, compete, creating lore, Custom Plugins, Discord, Drama, Dungeons, ip address, Join, Leaderboards, Mature Community, Minecraft, MMO Items, MMO profiles, MMO-Core, Model engine, Mythic Dungeons, mythic mobs, Pros, PvP, Quests, RPG, Server, spot, SURVIVE, Top, Updates, Version 1.21., writing quests

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9539
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Server Name:	Minecraft RPG Server
IP Address:	103.152.196.59
Discord:	https://discord.gg/S5nzE4eC
Version:	Minecraft 1.21

Overview:

Join our mature and chill Minecraft RPG server for adult players to enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Immerse yourself in quests, dungeons, and adventures in a supportive and relaxed community.

Server Features:

Rich RPG Experience: Dive into immersive quests and explore detailed dungeons.
Mature Community: Enjoy a respectful and drama-free environment.
Regular Updates: Experience new content and features regularly.
Custom Plugins: Benefit from unique RPG elements and features.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Are there pay-to-win features on this server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features and there never will be. Smart players are rewarded based on their skills.

Are there any restrictions on cheating?

There is a strict no cheating policy on the server. Any form of cheating will result in consequences.

What is the allowed TNT policy on the server?

TnT duping is allowed on the server for players to utilize in their gameplay strategies.

How can players contribute to the server’s content?

Players interested in creating quests and adding lore to the server can speak to the server owner in-game to get extra permissions.

What are some of the plugins used on the server?

The server has plugins like MMO Core, MMO Profiles, MMO Items, Mythic Mobs, Mythic Dungeons, Model Engine, Quests, and more for players to explore and enjoy.

Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server

balanced diet, clean eating, diet, food additives, food choices, harmful ingredients, health risks, healthy living, Kojis, Kojislop, Lifestyle, mindful eating, Minecraft, natural foods, nutrition, nutrition education, organic, processed foods, Server, Sloppy, STOP, Stop consuming, unhealthy eating habits, weight management, wellness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and say goodbye to Kojislop, the evil overlord who has been terrorizing the land with his army of killer bunnies. Only on our server can you team up with other players to defeat Kojislop and restore peace to the realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Baconator and earn its respect?

So what are you waiting for? Stop wasting your time on boring servers and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cowtits, Creative, Draph, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, ERP Thread, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Thread, Writing

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where you can join in on the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans! Our server is known for its unique theme of Draph Cowtits Edition, where you can roleplay as a cow with some seriously impressive assets.

Join us for some truly out-of-this-world experiences, like riding pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet, or building a giant statue of a cow with, you guessed it, massive cowtits. Our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Cowtits Festival, where players compete in challenges like milking contests and udder painting competitions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Udder, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow with the biggest cowtits in all the land.

NoRoadNoAccess Minecraft Server

access denial, boundary disputes, driveway access, driveway usage, forest property, government regulations, Home ownership, land use rights, legal rights, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly disputes, NoRoadNoAccess, privacy concerns, private road, property boundaries, property rights, road maintenance, road ownership, rural lifestyle, rural living, rural living conflicts, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	222	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	503

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts!

Do you want to live in a world where you can have your own private forest? Well, look no further because our server offers just that! We bought the entire forest and turned it into a Minecraft paradise for all our players.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your closest neighbor is 400 blocks away and you have complete privacy. No more pesky villagers trying to invade your space!

But beware, just like in real life, there are rules to follow. If you try to use someone else’s virtual driveway without permission, you might just get called out by the virtual owner. And trust me, you don’t want to be labeled as an “asshole” in our virtual community.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual forest with all the privacy you could ever dream of. And remember, don’t be a virtual jerk or you might just find yourself banned from our virtual paradise!

TrainRideTrollz

Adventure, anxiety, backpacking, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Cultural experience, Decision making, flights, friendship, Heat, humidity, India, monsoon, Relaxation, self-care, train ride, TrainRideTrollz, travel, wellbeing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Animals Bred:	85	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a 2-day train ride across India! Join us for a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to navigate through monsoons and extreme heat in October.

Our server is perfect for travelers on a budget, just like our friend from South Africa who didn’t quite save enough cash for the trip. But don’t worry, we have plenty of volunteering spots available to help you live “rent-free” – just be prepared for some very modest accommodations.

And if you’re like our German traveler who likes to take it easy and look out for your wellbeing, don’t worry – you can always opt for a plane ride instead of a grueling train journey. After all, it’s important to relax and be well, even in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for long train rides). Who knows what crazy adventures await you – just remember to pack your sense of humor and your virtual sunscreen!

TLDR: Join our Minecraft server for wild adventures, budget-friendly travel options, and the chance to avoid 2-day train rides across India. Let’s make some memories and have a laugh along the way!

NoobSlayr Minecraft SMP

accent, articulation, Communication, cultural competence, dialect, education, Fluency, grammar, intelligence, Language, linguistics, Literacy, Minecraft, mispronounced words, NoobSlayr, phonetics, proficiency, pronunciation, smp, social perception, Speech, uneducated, vocabulary

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Potions Brewed:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	5555
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds like they just learned how to speak yesterday? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where mispronouncing words is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with your fellow players as they butcher the English language with reckless abandon. Can you survive the hilarity of hearing someone call a creeper a “creepy” or a diamond sword a “diamonkey sword”?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in mispronounced words. Will you be brave enough to decipher their cryptic messages and unravel the mysteries of our mispronunciation-filled world?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show off your linguistic creativity (or lack thereof) as you embark on a journey unlike any other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our linguistic shenanigans, you might want to stick to playing solitaire.

WokeCraft – Rise and Mine

alarm clock, commitments, daily routine, Exercise, family, goals, healthy habits, morning routine, motivation, motivation to succeed, New Day, Obligations, positive mindset, productivity, purpose, reason for waking up, responsibilities, Rise, School, sunrise, WokeCraft, work

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to wake up to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. They frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gummy bears, and even rode a chocolate river. And that player’s name? Albert Einstein.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and insanity await you in our pixelated paradise!

TverCraft: Evacuate & Build!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

lol imagine if that happened on our server! ukraine vs russia in a epic battle of drones! join us and be part of the chaos! build your own drone army and take over the server! who needs peace when you can have epic battles like this?! come join us now and be part of the madness!

Manure & NPK Mix – Crop Boost Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Star Shards Collected:	222

So, like, this server is like a magical land where manure is like, the key to everything. Like, you mix it with some fancy NPK fertilizer and BAM, your crops are like, supercharged and growing like crazy. It’s like, a scientific fact, bro.

Join this server and become the ultimate farmer, using poop to make your crops grow bigger and better than ever before. Who needs fancy technology when you have the power of manure on your side?

Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough manure, you can summon a giant poop monster to protect your land from any pesky griefers. It’s like having your own personal poop guardian, how cool is that?

So come on down to this server and get ready to dive headfirst into a world of manure-fueled madness. Your crops will thank you, and you’ll be the envy of all your fellow Minecrafters. Trust us, you won’t regret it.