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BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	2594	Magic Items Found:	6461
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	339127	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	62	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	New Chunks Explored:	555304
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!