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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun! -
PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis
haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.
so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
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RutteCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well let me tell u, we got dutchman rutte as our new secretary-general, like what even is that, right? he gonna be leading us to victory in all our battles and stuff.u know, the dutch are known for their epic skills in minecraft, they built windmills and stuff, so u know they gonna be killin it on this server.
plus, we got insider sources telling us that rutte is gonna bring in all his dutch buddies to join us, so we gonna have a whole army of dutch players wrecking havoc on all the other servers out there.
so come join us, bro, and be part of the most epic dutch-led minecraft server in the history of, like, ever. let’s do this!
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NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where justice is served? Look no further than our server, where we take garden theft very seriously!Join our server and experience the thrill of catching thieves in action with our high-tech surveillance system. Watch as your virtual garden is protected from pesky neighbors and their sneaky kids.
But beware, if you dare to steal from our virtual crops, you might just find yourself facing virtual jail time. Our police station is always on alert for trespassers and thieves, ready to bring them to justice.
So come join us on our server, where the drama is as juicy as the tomatoes in our garden. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?
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Dad’s House Gang – No Regrets!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space! Join us and escape the drama of sharing a room with someone you’re not close to, like the 15-year-old daughter of your mom’s new partner. On our server, you can build your own virtual room and never have to worry about unwanted roommates again!We’ve got special events like “Escape the Entitled Ultimatum” where you can navigate through challenges to prove your independence and decision-making skills. And don’t worry, there’s no age limit to join our server – whether you’re 10, 12, 16, or even 15 with no one close in age to hang out with, we’ve got a place for you!
So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with building, crafting, and standing up for your right to choose your living situation. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family drama? Join now and let the fun begin!
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CreeperSocietyNorms
Are you tired of society’s boring norms? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the most harmful thing accepted as normal is building a house out of TNT! That’s right, forget about societal rules and unleash your inner chaos with explosive architecture.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can summon diamond armor-clad chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob in a duel will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to take on this feathered fiend?
So why settle for society’s boring standards when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding houses)? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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ZaporizhzhiaCraft Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even russia started a fire in a nuclear power plant just to distract u from playin on it! zelenskyy himself reported it, u can even watch da video of it happenin! dat’s how crazy dis server is, it’s so fire it literally starts fires in real life! join now and be a part of da chaos, who knows what will happen next! -
HackCraft: ChopstickNinjas vs VodkaHackers
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CHINESE HACKERS WANNA JOIN! THEY BE TRYNA HACK THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT AND IT FIRMS BUT THEY BE LIKE “NAH, I WANNA PLAY ON THIS SERVER INSTEAD!” JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HACKING FUSS IS ABOUT! MAYBE YOU’LL LEARN SOME HACKING SKILLS TOO, WHO KNOWS? JUST DON’T HACK US, OKAY? LOL!