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HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	255
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	4371	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Votes:	2752	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

HamasGoneWild

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	138	Gods Slained:	2
Farms Harvested:	768	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Crops Grown:	1553	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	3816	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	3432	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	95	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

PeakMaturityCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!