Durov Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Durov’s Crafty Kingdom

Censorship, Communication, Crafty, digital rights, Durov, Durovs, ENCRYPTION, France, free speech, Government, intimidate, Kingdom, Kremlin, messaging app, Politics, privacy, russia, SECURITY, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Telegram, Warning

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so this server is like, the wildest place ever in minecraft land. like, you gotta join if you wanna be part of the most epic adventures and shenanigans. we got creepers that do the macarena and pigs that can fly. no joke, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our admin is like this mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance. he once built a replica of the Kremlin out of diamond blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. it’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention the legendary battle arena where players duel it out with enchanted weapons and armor? it’s like the hunger games, but with more cake. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where skeletons drop sick beats and zombies breakdance.

so yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen. even the Kremlin warning France about intimidating telegram bosses.

Durov’s Crafty Kremlin-Killa

app, Communication, Crafty, cybersecurity, digital rights, Durov, Durovs, Founder, France, freedom of speech, Government, intimidate, Kremlin, KremlinKilla, Messaging, Politics, privacy, SECURITY, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Telegram, Warning

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	79	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base inspired by the Kremlin! we got russian spies, french baguettes, and a crazy dude named Durov who will warn you if you try to intimidate him! join now for a chance to be a part of our international espionage adventures and build your own secret base to hide from the authorities! trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

MineCraftyIndieServer

archival, Archive, BIRTHDAYS, Calendar, Clips, Corpo, discussion, ducks, Guide, indie, large indies global, material, MineCraftyIndieServer, Numbers, partner, Shill, Stream, Thread, twitch, Viewers, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9746
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to the “I cooka da bat Edition” Minecraft server! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bat cooking competition where players compete to see who can cook the most delicious bat dish. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted spatula!

– Our server is home to the largest community of indie vtuber fans in the Minecraft universe. Join us to discuss your favorite indie vtubers and share clips of their most epic moments.

– Want to shill your 499view oshi? No problem! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome to join the madness on our server.

– We have a special section dedicated to creating Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

– And don’t forget about our exclusive “Ducks” section, where players can watch live streams of dashducks waddling around in all their glory. It’s quack-tastic!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with bat cooking competitions, indie vtuber discussions, and plenty of SEEEEEEEEEX!

CraftyPixels Minecraft Server

Accountants, business strategy, CraftyPixels, Eula, independent contractor, legal documents, legal requirements, marketing tactics, Minecraft, notaries, self employed, Server, Software (Industry), software business, software contracts, Software Development, software distribution, software entrepreneurship, software legalities, software licensing, software marketing, software sales, terms of service

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about boring software marketing again. We don’t have any stuffy accountants or notaries here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And forget about those pesky Terms of Service and EULAs – on our server, you make the rules! Want to build a giant rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground bunker filled with llamas? Why not!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’ll fit right in!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, CANCELLATION, curries, dessert, Dinner, entrees, Friends, group dinner, late notice, leftovers, Meal, meat curry, Migraine, Minecraft, money back, Pick up, RefundCraft, Server, severe migraine, shock, Tubs, vegan, vegan curry

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and spicy adventure! Just like the dinner where OP got shafted on the leftovers, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Explore our world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, but be prepared for some shady dealings along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a curry conundrum just like OP! So come on in and see if you can navigate the drama and come out on top. And remember, always keep an eye on your leftovers!

UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

Assistance, baseball, Basketball, Boundaries, Coaching, Contractor, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial assistance, Help, home repair, insurance claim, material list, renovation, RESPONSIBILITY, structural engineer, Support, Time management, UncleTreeHouseRepairNope, volunteering

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, awkward memories, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cultural shifts, EMBARRASSING, evolving tastes, fashion faux pas, generational divide, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, outgrown, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, uncool

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Remember those days when you used to think you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now you’re older and probably cringing at your past self. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and be the coolest kid once again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. We have mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Only on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

Don’t let age cramp your style, come join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

SaltyTeacherRage

anger, annoyance, Classroom, Disappointment, education, Experience, Frustration, grudge, injustice, learning, lingering, Memory, past, Resentment, SALTY, SaltyTeacherRage, School, STUDENT, Teacher, UNFAIR, unresolved

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

€194m, 194m, Approves, Baltic Sea, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, european union, green technology, Infrastructure, Investment, offshore wind farm, Poland, PolishWindCraft, renewable energy, Sustainable development, Terminal, wind power

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet

Biohybrid microrobots, biotechnology, buffet, colon health, colonic cytokines, disease management, drug delivery, epithelium barrier, gastrointestinal health, gut health, Healthcare Technology, IBD, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, Inflammatory Response, medical robotics, Microbiome, nanotechnology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, RoboCrafters

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6454	Star Shards Collected:	287
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	242
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

yo, so like, imagine a world where tiny robots are running around in your colon, fixing up all the inflammation and stuff. this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got biohybrid microrobots and they’re gonna regulate all your colonic cytokines and make sure your epithelium barrier is on point. no more inflammatory bowel disease, just chillin’ in minecraft land with your robot buddies. join now for the most wack adventure of your life!

Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!