Duration MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PhysiCraft – Bet Winning Physics

warm air, child’s bet, air out, ground rules, competitive

🤣🤣🤣 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND SHOW OFF YOUR OUTSIDE THE BOX THINKING SKILLS! 🤣🤣🤣

👾👾👾 we have challenges that will make you question reality, just like freezing a fidget toy to win a bet! 👾👾👾

🤑🤑🤑 win $5 (or maybe more if you’re really creative) by completing our wacky challenges! 🤑🤑🤑

🌟🌟🌟 NO RULES, NO LIMITS, JUST PURE MINECRAFT MADNESS! 🌟🌟🌟

🚀🚀🚀 JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD! 🚀🚀🚀

🤪🤪🤪 WHO NEEDS GROUND RULES WHEN YOU HAVE A FREEZER AND A RUBBER BALL? 🤪🤪🤪

🤑🤑🤑 CHEATERS? WE PREFER TO CALL THEM CREATIVE GENIUSES! 🤑🤑🤑

🎉🎉🎉 JOIN THE FUN AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT WEIRD AGAIN! 🎉🎉🎉

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Midnight Madness Server

precise time, clock, Conversion, Server, Nighttime

Oi oi oi, mate! Ya wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where da time be crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush? Well, lemme tell ya, at 19:17 or 7:17 PM, we be partyin’ like it’s 69420 seconds from midnight! Ain’t no other server gonna give ya dat kinda wild time, trust me.

We got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ the cha-cha, and zombies breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our legendary diamond pickaxe races – winner gets a pet Ender Dragon to ride around on!

So come on down to our server and join da madness. Who needs sleep when you can be havin’ a blast at 19:17? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

DURATION, sitting on face, Communication, Pleasure, satisfaction

Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

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Regret Not Eating An Edible Minecraft SMP

enjoyment, missed opportunity, Potent, regret, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! Our server is like getting high on edibles – it’s an experience you won’t forget!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!

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ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

family, Friends, Mixed responses, DRIVE, DURATION

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

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ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

immune system, common, Zinc, remedies, cure

so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Attempt, Minecraft, Job, awkward, Working

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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DreamCraft: Test-Anxiety Predictor

Quality, study, cope, Students, handle

so like, have you ever wanted to predict the future with your dreams? well, our minecraft server can totally help with that!

join us and you’ll be able to have “dream sleep” that can predict your test-anxiety levels WEEKS in advance! yep, you heard that right. no more stressing about tests because your dreams will tell you how you’ll do.

the duration and quality of your REM sleep on our server can like, totally influence how you handle stress and emotional stuff in your daily life. it’s like having a crystal ball in your brain, but way cooler.

so come join us and let your dreams guide you to success! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? 😂🌙💤

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FartCraft: The Mystery of the Non-Stinky Rips

Science, Mystery, gastrointestinal, room, DURATION

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the farts are just as mysterious as the creepers! Join us for a gassy good time as we explore the wonders of flatulence in the world of blocks and pixels.

On our server, you’ll find that every fart bubble has its own unique scent, from rotten eggs to lavender fields. But beware, some farts are so potent they can clear an entire room in seconds! Will you be able to survive the stink?

But fear not, for we also have magical fart spells that can be used to prank your friends or fend off enemies. Imagine casting a spell that turns your opponent’s armor into a skunk’s tail – now that’s some powerful gas!

So come join us on our server and let’s see who can rip the longest, loudest, and smelliest fart in all of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your gas mask and a sense of humor – things are about to get stinky!

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MonthCraft: Time Warp!

Warp, Time management, temporal consistency, timekeeping, Months

u want a server where u can pretend months are a thing that makes sense? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where time is just a suggestion and u can live in a world where january lasts for 10 years and december is just a blip on the radar.

imagine the chaos of trying to plan events or keep track of birthdays when time is just a big ol’ mess. but hey, who needs order when u can have fun? join now and experience the wackiness of our time-bending server. who knows, maybe u’ll even forget what year it is!

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