| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3970 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 2915 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
connect.malkahservices.ca
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 329 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3853 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6176 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 252 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2420 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 303 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 369 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7395 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5816 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4778 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 651 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9618 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8349 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2891 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 137 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7202 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4200 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Animals Bred: | 29 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 3339 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 4126 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
