| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9006 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 949 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1496 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your son’s substance abuse issues and your daughter’s graduation woes. Build your own virtual world and escape the real world drama – who needs family when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?
Join now and let the power of Minecraft heal your soul! Trust us, it’s better than sleeping on the couch after a family argument. #BlockyHealing #ForgetTheDrama #MinecraftIsLife
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6565 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3093 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9051 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7615 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!
but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!
so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9010 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 657 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3581 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
our server is so lit, even the ender dragon does the macarena while you try to defeat it. we have a secret recipe for diamond armor made out of cheese and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoot rainbows out of your hands. plus, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.
so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. who needs crotchless panties when you can have pantiless crotches?
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9028 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Server IP | play.minedhype.com |
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| Website | https://minedhype.com |
| Location | Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST) |
| Server Host | PUBCS.com |
| Java Version | 1.20.6 |
| Bedrock Version | 1.20.80 – 1.21.0 |
A: The server has been running for over 4 years.
A: Over 15,900 unique players have joined.
A: Yes, the gameplay is mostly vanilla with some added features like grief protection.
A: No, there are no pay-to-win elements on the server.
A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock and Java Cross-Play.
A: Griefing is allowed in unclaimed areas.
A: No, both the Overworld and Nether will never be reset.
A: Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district.
A: Use /rtp to teleport to a random location within 50k blocks of the spawn point.
A: Yes, anyone can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3457 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 228 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4979 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to reclaim our rightful place in the world of Minecraft. Build your own white fortress, battle against hordes of SJWs and snowflakes, and prove that you are truly the future of the game.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being ‘white’ is just the beginning of your epic journey on our server. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7357 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 114 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can party the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music made by our resident DJ, Steve-o!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 935 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Imagine a world where you can build whatever your heart desires, from towering castles to secret underground lairs. And the best part? No one will interrupt you with inappropriate sounds or try to recreate them! Our server is a safe and fun place for players of all ages to unleash their creativity.
But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, challenging minigames, and a community of friendly players who will have your back no matter what. So why waste your time dealing with drama when you can join our server and have the time of your life?
Don’t listen to those naysayers who think you overreacted – they just don’t understand the power of a good Minecraft server. Join us now and leave all that negativity behind. You won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6147 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where even the pixels smell fresh and clean. Our players are so fresh, they make the ocean biome look like a dirty pond. And don’t worry, we have scented plugins in every virtual corner to ensure that even the smelliest of players can’t ruin your gaming experience.
And if you happen to come across a player who’s a bit ripe, don’t worry! Our moderators are trained in the art of subtle hints, like offering them a virtual gas card to go freshen up. So come join us and say goodbye to stinky players and hello to a fragrant gaming paradise. Remember, on our server, cleanliness is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.
