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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8284 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?