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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2434 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing and crying tears of joy. Our characters are so great, they make Shakespeare look like a beginner playwright. And our world? It’s like a delicious meal for your eyes and soul.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case, sorry, no brains for you).