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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4155 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 2248 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 248 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?