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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6984 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.