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Dumping 100k Link at $30 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7601
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	1623	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about money? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dump 100k links at the low, low price of $30! But beware, the fat man refuses to touch $30 bills because he’s convinced they’re cursed by a mischievous Minecraft witch! Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and let the madness begin!

GalileeGriefers

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, death, Destruction, Galilee, GalileeGriefers, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, rocket strike, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of your TNT cannon! forget about real life drama like hezbollah strikes, on our server the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! join now for a chance to build the most epic base and battle it out with other players in insane pvp battles! who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world full of endless fun and adventure! come join us now and leave the real world behind!

MemeCraft: Telepathic Efficiency

Advanced, Communication, creativity, cultural phenomenon, digital communication, efficiency, humor, information sharing, internet culture, Memecraft, memes, memes as communication, Messaging, online trends, pop culture, social media, social sharing, Technology, Telepathic, telepathy, viral

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

lol come join this epic minecraft server where memes are like, the ultimate form of communication, like you can literally read minds through memes, it’s like telepathy but with more lolz.

we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.

our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.

join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.

NanoSwitchCraft

advanced materials, big way, circuit design, Durability, durability testing, electrical engineering, Electronic Components, electronic devices, fast switching, ferroelectric material, future technology, high-speed transistors, Impact, innovation, MIT scientists, nanosecond speeds, NanoSwitchCraft, promising technology, revolutionize electronics, semiconductor technology, transistors

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	234
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

so like, u know how u always want to build stuff in minecraft but ur redstone game is weak af? well, this server got u covered cuz we got new transistors that switch at nanosecond speeds! that’s like, super fast yo. u can build the craziest redstone contraptions ever and they’ll work like a charm.

and get this, these transistors are made out of ferroelectric material so they’re super durable. u can build a redstone door that opens and closes a million times and it’ll still work perfectly. it’s like magic, but with redstone.

mit scientists say this technology could revolutionize electronics, but we’re bringing it to minecraft first. so come join our server and be a redstone wizard like never before. trust me, ur mind will be blown by the things u can create. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Burvtree Zombie Apocalypse Server

Anarchy, Apocalypse, base building, Bloodmoon, bloodmoon event, Crafting, Groups, GUNPOWDER, Guns, guns crafting, Hordes, Iron, java, multiplayer, nicely., Redstone, Server, smp, Survival, survival server, zombie, zombie drops, zombie horde, zombies

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

This is a new SMP server with guns and zombies! Every 7 nights, there is a bloodmoon, that spawns hordes of zombies that can break and build. You better hope you found a base or built one by then, because you will not survive the zombie horde. You can however, stand a chance if you craft the guns that are in this server. The command “/qa craft” can be used to make guns out of iron, gunpowder, and redstone, which all drop from zombies. You may die a few times, but you should be good if you find one of the few groups that are on this server, Nicely go up to their door and ask if you can stay, or hide in their base if you would like. Do whatever you must to survive the apocalypse.

burvtree.playit.gg:50003

FantaCraft Minecraft Server

beverage consumption, beverage preferences, carbonated beverages, carbonated soft drinks, cultural drinks, drink habits, fanta, FantaCraft, favorite drinks, fizzy drinks, fruity drinks, fruity soda, global beverages, global flavors, international drinks, international sodas, Minecraft, orange soda, popular drinks, Server, Soda, soft drink brands, soft drinks

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have an unlimited supply of F𝔞nt𝔞 for all our players. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, just crack open a cold F𝔞nt𝔞 and relax in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F𝔞nt𝔞 factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F𝔞nt𝔞 slogans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F𝔞nt𝔞 could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9856	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crops Grown:	2778
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	235

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Items Found:	7054	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Items Found:	7362	Alien Abductions:	5

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!