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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 889 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1573 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.
Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!
AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”
