come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan!
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Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag
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CatRehomedCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as re-homing a cat at a salon? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to never judge a player for their questionable decisions, just like our friend who thought leaving a cat at a salon was a successful re-homing story.Come join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy antics will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet waiting for you outside your virtual door! So why wait? Join now and embrace the chaos!
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TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.
Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.
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iPhoneRage Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dating drama and accusations of cheating? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world chaos! Our virtual world is drama-free and full of fun adventures. Plus, no one will accuse you of cheating with no evidence whatsoever (unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off)!Forget about shattering phones and expensive gifts, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixel art and surviving the creepers. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to blocky bliss. Join now and start crafting your way to a drama-free life!
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ToiletTraining101
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.
Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!