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GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dimension Hops:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!

MineWatch: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale

battle, blocky, Clash gamemode, comics, competitive, Competitive rework, Defense Matrix, developer update, esports, Hanzo skin, Mercy spam filterlist., MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, overwatch, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Royale.., Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Short stories, Trailer, Ultimate, Venture

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
New Chunks Explored:	537296	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!

LISAN AL-GAIB Minecraft Server – Where Anime Fans Unite!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2794	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	1928	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you go “Lisan al-Gaib”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “Lisan al-Gaib” in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests that will leave you questioning reality itself. So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner otaku on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Villages Defended:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

PetitionCraft: Where Americans try to get creepers banned!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4948
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of trying to change the world by signing boring petitions to your representatives? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can save the world by building epic structures and battling evil mobs! Who needs politicians when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us and show the world that real change happens in pixelated block form!

Blocky Beats: Where Creepers Dance to the Sound of Mining

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crops Grown:	6423	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers armed with diamond swords. Explore our custom-built world where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Anti-Loli Song” that will make you question reality and maybe even make you break out into a spontaneous dance (just watch out for creepers sneaking up on you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Creepers vs. Unicorns: The Ultimate Showdown

Alternate Realities, chance meetings, cosmic collisions, CREEPERS, crossing paths, destiny moments, fateful meetings, fortuitous encounters, hypothetical scenarios, imaginative scenarios, meeting new people, parallel universes, potential outcomes, random encounters, serendipitous meetings, serendipity, showdown, social interactions, speculative fiction, Ultimate, unexpected encounters, unforeseen connections, unicorns, what if

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4723
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you ready to enter a Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they compete in a dance-off to determine who is the ultimate blocky champion. Will Steve’s smooth moves outshine Herobrine’s spooky steps? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep are known for their killer dance moves and will boogie down with you all night long.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCardCraze – Where you can pay for diamonds with plastic!

Borrowing, budgeting, Cash, cashless society, consumer behavior, CraftyCardCraze, credit card debt, credit cards, Credit Limit, DEBT, diamonds, economic impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial management, Financial Stability, Food, MONEY, Pay, payment methods, personal finance, Plastic

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mines Excavated:	3131
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Items Found:	1372	Buildings Constructed:	12

Are you tired of being denied by your little plastic square when trying to buy food in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we accept all forms of payment, including diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! Join us and never worry about going hungry in the virtual world again.

We’ve heard stories of players trying to use multiple credit cards in-game, only to have them all declined. But on our server, you can use as many payment methods as you want, because we believe in giving our players the freedom to spend their virtual currency however they please.

Join us now and experience a world where the only limit to your shopping spree is your imagination. Who needs a little plastic square when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and dine together on our epic Minecraft server!

BootyCraft: Where Pink Booties and Whiteboys Unite!

#whiteboy, attention seeking, attention-grabbing, Booties, BootyCraft, controversial, ethnicity, funny, get over here, humor, internet culture, meme, online interaction, PINK, pink booty, Provocative, Race, Slang, social media, Stereotypes, trolling, unite, viral, what do, Whiteboys

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Items Found:	8601	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against evil llamas with laser eyes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident pink booty expert, Whiteboywhat. He’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in this wacky and wild world. But be warned, the land is also home to a gang of mischievous sheep who have formed their own secret society and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pink booty over here and join the funniest, craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!