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DumbExistence – Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Absurd, astonishment, confirmation, disbelief, doubt, dumb, DumbExistence, Existence, Foolish, ignorance, incredulous, Minecraft, Misconception, Reality, realization, shock, silly, smp, stupidity, Surprise

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server where the admins are actually aliens from outer space? I know, it sounds crazy, but I swear it’s true! They built this whole server on the moon and you have to wear a space suit just to log in. But get this, the mobs are all wearing tuxedos and top hats because they’re fancy like that.

And get this, the currency on the server is not diamonds or gold, it’s actually cheeseburgers! Yeah, you heard me right, cheeseburgers. You have to go on quests to find the rarest cheeseburger ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. It’s wild, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the whole server is actually a giant maze filled with traps and secret passages? It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but in Minecraft. And the best part is, if you make it to the end of the maze, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. How cool is that?

So, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those cheeseburger-stealing aliens, they’re sneaky little buggers.

FatherInLawCraft

Alcoholic, asshat, child, different, Distance, Familiar, father in-law, FatherInLawCraft, great man, harmful views, Honor, Intentions, name.., not good person, poor choices, refusing, Regard, Son, Upset, VALUES, verbally abusive, Wife

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9089	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ores Mined:	1378
Crops Grown:	3223	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate drama-filled adventure!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game wife wants to name your virtual son after her in-game father. But here’s the catch – her father is a virtual jerk! He’s verbally abusive to his virtual wife, a former virtual alcoholic, and holds virtual harmful views. And now, your virtual wife is throwing a virtual fit because you refuse to name your virtual child after this virtual asshat.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the virtual family drama unfold as you navigate through virtual challenges and virtual conflicts. Will you stand your ground and refuse to honor the virtual jerk? Or will you give in to virtual pressure and name your virtual child after him?

Don’t miss out on the virtual insanity! Join our server now and experience the craziest virtual rollercoaster ride of your life. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

SquidGameSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, squid game, squid game challenge, squid game mindset, squid game skills, squid game strategy, squid game survival, squid game tactics, SquidGameSurvivor, strategy, Survival, Survival Challenge, survival game, survival instincts, Survival mindset, survival plan, survival preparation, survival scenario, survival skills, survival strategy, Survival Tactics, survival tips

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Emeralds Found:	1241
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a Minecraft SMP like no other, where you have to survive squid game challenges to stay alive! That’s right, we’re talking red light, green light, tug of war, and even that crazy glass bridge thingy. And the best part? The winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! So come join us if you think you have what it takes to survive squid game in Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelFuturama

adolescence, Advancements, aspirations, career, Challenges, changes, dreams, Expectations, family, Future, goals, hopes, imagination, PixelFuturama, predictions, progress, Reality, relationships, society, Technology, uncertainties

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mines Excavated:	1675	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Remember when you thought flying cars and robot butlers would be the norm by now? Well, we may not have those yet, but we do have the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can talk, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly (they just want hugs, okay?).

Our server is so amazing, even Steve himself is jealous. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, crafting diamond armor like a boss.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our crazy Minecraft universe? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (well, at least your wildest Minecraft dreams). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BrusselsCraft Server: X’s Algorithm Docs

Accountability, algorithm, Brussels, BrusselsCraft, compliance, corporate responsibility, court order., data privacy, Data Protection, digital rights, docs, documents, european union, government inquiry, hand over, information request, investigation, legal action, orders, Regulatory, Server, Technology, transparency

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

so like, u know how Brussels be all up in everyone’s business, right? well, dis server be like Brussels but in Minecraft form. we got algorithms for days, man. like, our algorithm game be so strong, it’s like we’re reading minds or something. join dis server if u wanna see some next level stuff, like seriously. we got documents and secrets and all dat good stuff. come hang out with us and be part of the algorithm revolution, yo.

EngelsFireCraft

burns, Damage, Destruction, Disaster, drone strikes, emergency, Engels, EngelsFireCraft, Environmental, explosion, Fire, fourth day, Fuel, Incident, investigation, oil depot, Pollution, response, Russian, Safety, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Emeralds Found:	1815
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the craziness never stops! just like this russian oil depot that’s been burning for FOUR DAYS after being attacked by ukranian drones!

we’ve got explosions, drama, and chaos galore on this server! who needs boring old vanilla minecraft when you can join us and experience the thrill of constant danger and excitement?!

build your own oil depot and defend it from enemy attacks, or join forces with other players to launch drone strikes on your enemies! the possibilities are endless on our server!

so what are you waiting for?! come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world!

Zombie Ghost Skeletons

Afterlife, anatomy, creepy, death, eerie, ghost, Ghosts, Haunted, human body, Macabre, Paranormal, Phantoms, Possession, Skeletons, Souls, Specters, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, Undead, zombie, zombies

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	130	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic because, like, our bodies are, like, skeletons wrapped in zombies possessed by ghosts. it’s, like, a total party in here, dude. you gotta join to see all the craziness that goes down. plus, we have, like, a secret underground lair where we throw the wildest parties with creepers and endermen. it’s, like, a real blast, man. so, like, come join us and let’s get spooky together, bro.

Galactic Star Quest

andromeda galaxy, Astronomical discoveries, astronomical imaging, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Cosmic exploration, Cosmic Wonders, deep space, Galactic, galaxies, Hubble space telescope, Milky Way, Quest, sensitivity limit, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star clusters, star mapping, star population, Stars, stellar population, Universe

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our minecraft server! we got more stars than the andromeda galaxy, like 200 million or something. we estimate there’s like 1 trillion stars total, but who’s counting? our server is so lit, even the hubble space telescope can’t handle it. we got so many stars that even the less massive ones are like “wow, i feel so insignificant here”. join us and be part of the most star-studded minecraft server in the universe!

The Hunger SMP

Adventure, better server performance, Community, crafting journey, Custom terrain generation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, new season, new staff team, offline messaging, Player Base, QoL enhancements, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchantments Applied:	95

The Hunger SMP is an SMP that is on its 5th season! We are excited to announce our newest feature: Custom terrain generation! Other features include QoL enhancements such as offline messaging, tpa, /craft, /echest, etc. The server is off to a new start, featuring a new staff team, better server performance, and a new player-base! We hope you will join us on our crafting journey!

HungerSMP.PlayIt.GG

Your German freebuild server

bedrock, Freebuild, Friends, German, gold shovel, House, java, Lock, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Classic freebuild server for Java AND Bedrock! Join us and build your house! You can secure your areas with a gold shovel and also secure individual boxes and doors with /lock. We look forward to seeing you and your friends! 🙂

freebuild.fun

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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