DumbestLieEver – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

LieCraft SMP: DumbestLieEver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of ancient artifacts that will grant you unimaginable powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Truth, which has the power to make your wildest dreams come true (as long as your wildest dream is to have unlimited diamonds).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that has been plaguing our server for years. And remember, the dumbest lie you’ve ever told is nothing compared to the epic tales you’ll create on our SMP!

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OpenSSLCraft Server

Bloodline, CURSE, debug, disable tls, Flag, GOOGLE, OpenSSL, OpenSSLCraft, plagues, Server, upvotes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, join our server where we have the most outrageous and hilarious bugs that will have you laughing for days!

Forget about regular gameplay, on our server you might encounter a glitch that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns or a curse that makes all the chickens explode into confetti! And if you ever run into a problem, just Google it and use a magic flag to disable it – easy peasy!

But beware, if you dare to cross the line, you might incur Allah’s curse and endless plagues upon your bloodline! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

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CraftyCommitmentCrisis

anxiety, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, CraftyCommitmentCrisis, decision, emotional, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, extroverted, introspection, misunderstanding, PRESSURE, Private, Proposal, public proposal, relationship, rescinded, SELF AWARENESS

Are you tired of real-life drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with surprises!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start a flash mob proposing to each other! It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s all happening on our server.

We promise no unwanted public proposals here, unless you count the time a player built a giant diamond ring in the sky and asked everyone on the server to marry them. Talk about commitment!

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Just remember, saying yes to joining our server is not legally binding…we think.

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CraftyConspiracyCrafters

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Have you ever heard the conspiracy theory that Minecraft was actually created by aliens as a way to communicate with humans? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth behind this wacky theory while building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a secret race of llama warriors who will fight by your side in epic battles against the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself guards the entrance, waiting to challenge brave adventurers who dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, this is one conspiracy theory you won’t want to miss out on!

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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and poland have joined forces to create the most secure and fun gaming experience ever! we have crazy pvp battles where ukraine and poland fight side by side against creepers and zombies. our admins are like the secret service, always watching out for any hackers or griefers trying to ruin the fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and secret weapons. join now and be part of the epic alliance between ukraine and poland in minecraft!

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Blocky Kremlin Charity

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build hospitals for children in need in just 3 hours!!! ukrainians donated 100 million rubles to help the cause, so you know it’s gonna be lit! join us and help save lives while building epic structures in the game. who knew saving the world could be so fun?! come join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

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BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!

Animal Behavior, Animals, Assumptions, BELIEF, brain development, brain size, BrainCrafters, CARNIVORES, cognitive abilities, doesnt, Evolution, humans, Mammals, matter, neuroscience, PRIMATES, research, rodents, Science, SIZE, size changes, species, study, trend

come join dis epic minecraft server where we defy all logic and reason just like how dem primates, rodents, and carnivores be doin’ with their brain size changes. forget what you thought you knew about big animals havin’ big brains, cuz on dis server, we be breakin’ all da rules!

we got crazy builds dat will blow yo mind, like a giant banana house for dem primates or a cheese castle for dem rodents. and don’t even get me started on da carnivores, they be runnin’ around chasin’ each other in a maze made entirely of meat!

so if you wanna be part of somethin’ truly wild and wacky, join dis server and let’s see just how big yo brain can get when you let go of all da old assumptions. trust me, it’s gonna be a brain-blastin’ good time!

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IthurielCraft

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A brand new skyblock server in OPEN BETA with free ranks, custom enchants, fishing augments, minions and more! Join now to help build our server. Recruiting staff as well! Join and see our hard work!

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Harvest SMP: Where even the creepers come out of the closet and host tea parties

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Welcome to Harvest SMP!
We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are a few months into our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite some new players into the group!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP
Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.
We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!
Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible.

Features
Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks, mods(optional), and resourcepacks have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat mods to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.
Mods we use currently are Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods so we can keep your items safe! All mods are serverside and optional! Though we have mods, most of these are for quality of life, and for custom textures.
We now use custom models! These, like our mods, are completely optional. Currently they are used for rewards in all kinds of events and challenges we plan on having.
We have a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.

FAQ

How do I join Harvest SMP?

To join Harvest SMP, you need to fill out an application in our Discord server. The link to our Discord is provided above.

What mods do you use on the server?

We use mods like Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods for keeping items safe. These mods are optional for players to use.

Is there an age requirement to join the server?

Yes, Harvest SMP is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we trust that you are telling the truth when applying.

How long does each season on Harvest SMP last?

Our goal for this season is to have a long term world. In the past, seasons have lasted less than a year before a reset, but this time we aim for a longer duration.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old books and predictable anime? Do you crave a new kind of adventure that will blow your mind? Then join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate visual novel experience like never before!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a mysterious NPC appears and challenges you to a battle of wits. Can you outsmart them and claim the ultimate prize? Only on our server will you find such thrilling plot twists and epic quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours in this interactive visual novel Minecraft server experience.

So why settle for boring books and predictable anime when you can join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying in equal measure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of being a slave girl! Join us for a truly unique and immersive experience where you can serve your fellow players in exchange for virtual diamonds and emeralds. Who needs freedom when you can have shiny virtual currency, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

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