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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1411 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 81 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5864 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 510 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of ancient artifacts that will grant you unimaginable powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Truth, which has the power to make your wildest dreams come true (as long as your wildest dream is to have unlimited diamonds).
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that has been plaguing our server for years. And remember, the dumbest lie you’ve ever told is nothing compared to the epic tales you’ll create on our SMP!
