TattooFailsCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Animals Bred:	156	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ores Mined:	4158	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as that tattoo of a unicorn riding a taco on someone’s butt cheek? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break dance instead of exploding.

We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where the only way to escape is by challenging a group of evil chickens to a dance-off. Our community is full of eccentric players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese, and our moderators are actual wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with a flick of their wands.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where anything is possible (and where the dumbest tattoo you’ve ever seen is just the beginning), come join us today!

CrazeCraft: Turn-On Edition

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena.

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy as you rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. It’s a truly magical experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the craziest thing that turns you on – like building a giant statue of a potato or riding a llama into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server!

UkraCraft Server: Bomber Brawl!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ores Mined:	3586
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	5

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. You gotta join cuz, like, Ukraine is attacking Russian airfields and stuff. There’s, like, bombers flying around and causing chaos. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form. Join now to be part of the madness and show off your building skills while dodging bombs and explosions. It’s gonna be lit, bro. Don’t miss out on the fun!

ArcticDroneWars

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	4436	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where u can be a ukraine drone and bomb russian airfields in the arctic LOL like wut even is that?! it’s like real life drama but in minecraft form HAHAHA join now and be part of the madness, trust me u won’t regret it!! #minecraftdrama #ukrainedrones #russianairfields #arcticadventures

MermaidPeePeeLand

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

come join our minecraft server where u can swim with mermaids who magically turn into humans but watch out cuz they might have incontinence problems from all that swimming! join now for a chance to witness a mermaid peeing on land, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! dive into the wacky world of mermaids and pee, only on our server!

RECKONMC

Adventure, city, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our brand new RECKONMC Minecraft server! We’ve hosted several SMPs before, like Reckon Soul SMP for Bedrock, as well as S1, S2, and S3. We’ve also had the Glacial Moon SMP for both Java and Bedrock editions.

RECKONMC is a fun Minecraft SMP where you can relax and enjoy a mix of friendly gameplay and exciting challenges. With cool features like professions, land claims, and a lively economy, there’s always something new to discover. Join us and be part of a great community!

Welcome to RECKONMC, our 24/7 Java and Bedrock SMP (1.21) server! Enjoy a mix of 60% PvE and 40% PvP in a chill community with a friendly vibe. Our server offers a modern Minecraft PvP experience, including unique features like One Block Sky Block and various ranks with perks. You can take on jobs and participate in fun chat games like trivia. Test your skills in PvP battles, explore the arena, and protect your space with land claims. Set up your shop and earn vote rewards. Dive into adventurous quests, tackle parkour challenges, and enjoy a robust economy in both SMP and Discord. Make new friends, form teams, and earn money by killing mobs. We also have partnerships and so much more waiting for you!

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Chaos Anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bosses, Chaos, Cunning, Custom Items, Fire Lion XI, freedom, hunt, kill, landscape, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, soul knight, steal, STRONG, Survival, Thrive, True Wither, Unpredictable, Vanilla, weapons

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4623
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Chaos Anarchy, a Minecraft server where absolute freedom reigns supreme. In this lawless world, you can do as you please—hunt, kill, and steal to your heart’s content. The thrill of survival is intensified with the addition of custom items and new weapons, each designed to give you an edge in this brutal landscape. Prepare to face formidable new bosses like the terrifying True Wither, the elusive Soul Knight, and the ferocious Fire Lion XI. Chaos Anarchy offers a thrilling and unpredictable adventure, where only the strongest and most cunning will thrive. Dive into the chaos, forge your path, and let the anarchy begin!

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Sunburnt SMP: Where the fish are fresher than the jokes! Come join the chaos in our PvP optional world!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Alien Abductions:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Shaded Minecraft Server

Welcome to Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! Join us for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure with incredible features and benefits.

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Join us at play.shaded.gg and be part of the most exciting Minecraft community!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client.
Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?	No, PvP is entirely optional, allowing you to choose your playstyle preferences.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	Utilize our robust land claiming and grief prevention system to secure your creations.
Are there exclusive perks for voting?	Yes, earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server.
Can I play on Shaded with both Java and Bedrock players?	Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.

RomcomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	196
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Void Gems Collected:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a romcom gone wrong.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly your childhood friend appears out of nowhere, but wait, they don’t even remember who you are! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, your sister shows up and reveals she’s actually your childhood crush. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any harem shenanigans here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun with a side of hilarious romcom drama. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Zombie Dances:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

LocationShare Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of your girlfriend trying to track your every move like a detective in a cheesy spy movie? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build without being monitored 24/7!

On our server, you can create your own virtual fortress and never have to worry about someone trying to invade your privacy. No more sharing locations or having someone constantly checking up on you – unless it’s to admire your epic builds, of course.

Join now and experience the freedom of building without boundaries, just like how you should have the freedom to live your life without being tracked like a criminal on the run. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama over location sharing.

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