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DestoryerMC

24/7, active player base., Bedwars, DestoryerMC, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Server, Skywars

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	282
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6594
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Our Server provide you best experience without any lag. Our server is 24/7 online with active player base. Destoryer MC have Bedwars Lifesteal and Skywars best thing about server is that it is not “PAY TO WIN” so you can play with out any worries that why it best server

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Hey kids, join CelestialCraft! We promise there won’t be any pigs flying, unless they’re mods!

Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, CelestialCraft, Challenges, Connect, Conquer, Cosmos, Create, custom events, flying, Grief Prevention, hey, Join, Kids, Legacy, Magic Carpets, Mature Community, Mods, Pigs, Player Shops, Promise, PvP, Rankup System, redstone engineer, smp, StarShards Currency, Survival, Theyre, Universe, Wont

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ores Mined:	4084
Villages Defended:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

CelestialCraft Server Overview:

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable PvP when they want to engage in duels.

Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

A: StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent on unique items in the StarShards shop.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: The server has a Grief Prevention system where players can claim land and customize their claims with advanced settings to keep their builds safe.

Q: Are there regular server-wide events?

A: Yes, there are weekly server-wide events designed to keep things exciting for players. Currently, there is a goal to collectively slay 13,000 monsters.

Q: How can I progress through ranks on the server?

A: Players can progress through ranks by playing on the server, unlocking exclusive perks at each rank, and eventually becoming a server legend.

Q: Is the server suitable for mature players?

A: Yes, the server is tailored for a mature audience, providing a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players.

Thirsty for Blocks Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, blocks, bored, Boredom, cocktails, comma separated, craving, drink, Fun, Hangout, list, long tail, Minecraft, Party, Relax, Server, Socialize, tags, Thirsty, unwind, Want

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	569222

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us for wild parties in the virtual world where you can drink all the virtual potions you want without any consequences. We’ve got virtual bars, virtual dance floors, and even virtual hangover cures!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Brawl, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win the coveted Diamond Sword of Destiny. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a Creeper while tipsy on virtual ale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Just remember to drink responsibly – even if it’s just virtual.

What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Farms Harvested:	626
Dragon Eggs Found:	3609	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Momma’s Taxi Service: Not for Dates

Boundaries, CAR, Dates.., DATING, disagreement, Driving, Events, family, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, License, mom, mommas, Nighttime, Parties, refusal, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, service, Sleep, Support, taxi

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of being your mom’s personal chauffeur? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of late-night drives to questionable dates! We offer a virtual world where you can build your own car and drive wherever you want, without any guilt trips from family members. Say goodbye to awkward drop-offs and hello to the freedom of exploring our wacky and wild server. So come on, hop in your pixelated ride and let’s hit the road to adventure!

TroubleTown Minecraft SMP

best place, getting in trouble, Minecraft, smp, Trouble, trouble areas, trouble dens, trouble destinations, trouble hangouts, trouble havens, trouble hideouts, trouble hotspots, trouble lairs, trouble locations, trouble magnets, trouble nests, trouble pits, trouble spots, trouble spots to avoid, trouble traps, trouble zones, trouble-prone areas, TroubleTown

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5993
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is the ultimate destination for troublemakers, rebels, and mischief-makers alike. We have a reputation for causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us if you want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant pink fluffy unicorn. Our community is full of master trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of players who are rumored to be able to summon Herobrine himself. If you dare to join us, you better be prepared for the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, in this world, trouble is not just encouraged – it’s mandatory.

ProudBodyPartMC

body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, physical appearance, ProudBodyPartMC, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulousness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your best assets! We don’t care if it’s your perfectly sculpted abs or your luscious locks, we want to see it all in all its blocky glory!

Join our server and be prepared to strut your stuff in style. We have regular fashion shows where players can show off their most fashionable pixelated outfits and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players can compete to be crowned the most beautiful block in all the land. Will you be the one to take home the coveted diamond-encrusted tiara?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner diva shine! Who knows, you might just become the most famous block in all of Minecraft!

Cybertruck Wars: Kadyrov vs. Musk

accusations, authoritarian leaders, Automotive Industry, conspiracy theories, controversy, cybersecurity, cybertruck, electric cars, electric vehicles, Government, Kadyrov, Musk, Politics, privacy concerns, remote disabling, russia, Russia-US relations, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Wars

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, russia’s kadyrov is accusing musk of, get this, REMOTELY DISABLING his cybertruck. like, what even is that?! u gotta come join our server to escape the drama and build ur own cybertruck in peace. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before musk comes after ur cybertruck too!

Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

affordable housing, affordable rent, city development, city planning, Fun, housing affordability, housing affordability measures, housing affordability solutions, housing crisis, housing market, housing policy, land-use regulations, lower rents, policy, real estate, regulations, Relief, Rent, switzerland, upzoning, Urban planning, Zoning, zoning laws, Zürich

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	1117
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!