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Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mines Excavated:	2047
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Towns Built:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Votes:	5540
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
New Chunks Explored:	418400	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3436	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	480012
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crops Grown:	4049	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	9174	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Towns Built:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mines Excavated:	1235	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25569

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	430

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

209.133.199.198:50185

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.