DUMBEST – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Dumbest Political Take Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to post your dumbest political takes and defend them to the death! Join us for heated debates, ridiculous arguments, and endless entertainment as you try to convince your fellow players that pineapple does belong on pizza or that the moon landing was faked. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can engage in epic battles of wit and absurdity? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

Country, despise, DISAPPOINTING, disgraceful, DUMBEST, Failures, frustrating, hate, ignorant, incompetent, inept, infuriating, loathe, midwits, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, Region, Server, State, union, Unions, worst drivers, worst people

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

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The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

Alien, Creature, design, DISAPPOINTING, DUMBEST, dumbest looking, Extraterrestrial, Failure, fictional, Flop, Horror, least scary, Minecraft, Monster, movie monster, Romulus, Scary, Sci Fi, smp, Space, underwhelming, unimpressive, unsuccessful, xenomorphs

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

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DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!

alcohol, bad decision, blackout, crazy, Drugs, Drunk, DrunkCraft, DUMBEST, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, HIGH, intoxicated, mistake, Moves, Party, regret, Ridiculous, ridiculous behavior, smp, Story, stupid, Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!

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SingleSMP: DumbDaterMoment

awkward, Behavior, Communication, cringe-worthy, DATING, dating advice, DumbDaterMoment, DUMBEST, funny, humor, misconceptions, observations, red flags, Relationship Status, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-sabotage, single, SingleSMP, social cues, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your way to victory!

Join us if you want to witness players trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re going to fly, or see someone accidentally setting their entire house on fire because they thought lava was a cozy fireplace.

We have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to see giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that go straight into the ocean, and houses made entirely out of TNT (for that explosive living experience).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us and see why being single in Minecraft has never been so entertaining!

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GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

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Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!

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Sky Front

Factions

On Sky Front, there is a spectacular factions server. Sky Front has four donor ranks including amazing perks! You can get kits and have a awesome factions expirance. Sky Front is a new server looking for great players to make a spectacular community! Still building a staff team, the server is looking for trustful, and players that are willing to play a lot! The server would love for you to join the community and join all the fun!

skyfront.dmch.nl

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FrostyCraft!

Minigames, Newserver, Other

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maintenance will end on 3/2/24

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Server hosting we use!

Minekeep.net

Their discord: https://discord.gg/QFWKAEugGT

They have great support 😀

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Discord: https://discord.gg/KHdEQvaeAm

This is an upcoming server! we would like to have you!

FrostyCraft.minekeep.gg

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MineVerge Network

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

MineVerge Network

The MineVerge Network focuses on a lot of things such as server performance, top notch content and much more! This Network includes Factions, Skyblock and Prison. All servers have fun custom plugins and features you will not find on any other server! Hopefully you feel welcomed and we hope you enjoy the server!

play.mineverge.net

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[SCC] SmolCraft Club

Homeset, Landclaim, Survival, Tpa, Tpr, Vanilla

Basic SMP, Come check us out. Join the Smol Craft Club! [Discord] Small Community

Bare minimum plugins, some quality of life pluginsYou hit:– Land Claim– Homesets– Tpa– Random TP– Tree Feller

SmolCraft.club

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XyloniaPvE

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hello and Welcome to Xylonia PvE! As you may have been able to tell by our name, we are a Player vs. Environment server. This means that players fight against the world to survive. Our server had previously been up since 2012 but we took a short break and are now back! We have a very unique combination of plugins that allow players to have a more enjoyable experience than your average vanilla server. A few of the custom features that we have include: – Custom Mob drops for a wider variety of enchantments and tools to use/trade – Key Crates containing special loot that are only able to be opened with special keys dropped randomly from mobs throughout the world – Pay Checks and lotteries to keep the economy flowing – Player shops to allow for easy money making – The ability to silk touch spawners – Custom Claims that allow you to claim virtually anywhere within our world – mcMMO which allows players to rank up specific skills to earn added abilities – Many more things are being added as time goes on to improve the playability of the server!

Mc.Xylonia.Com

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KindaVanilla

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are an awesome survival minecraft server that strives to keep true to vanilla minecraft while providing a unique experience for players! We have a great community and dedicated staff who are constantly adding to and improving the server. Players can feel safe and secure with GriefPrevention assuring that their builds and belongings are protected from theives and griefers.

We have a few basic plugins for users, mostly for cosmetic and grief prevention purposes with nothing that drastically changes the way minecraft is meant to be played. We have Essentials, so there’s a basic economy set up, and we are using command blocks to make some interesting minigames to keep people entertained.

The server is still relatively new, so we’re looking for more players to join us and help the server grow!

192.99.105.72

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StellarCrew SMP

Dungeons, Minigames, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

StellarCrew SMP is a survival minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your minecraft experience on 1.20.1. We have a community-driven economy, which gives you the player freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, we have land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to really build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on StellarCrew SMP.

play.stellarcrew.xyz

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The Vehicle Society

Alpha, Buildyard, cars, Cities, city, Community, Creative, Custommap, Discord, Flatworld, Land, Military, Ocean, Planes, Plugins, Realism, Ships, Trains, Truck, Vehicles, Worldedit

Our Discord Link – Click Here!

If you have any questions please head over to our discord and our staff team will be happy to help!

The Vehicle Society Resource Pack (Main Pack For Server) –Click here!

Centermall Resource Pack (For Use On Centermall World)Click here!

ImperiumNetworkTVS.mc.gg

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BlazeNetwork

Economy, Factions, Prison, Survival

Welcome at the server list of BlazeNetwork.

Everybody is welcome. Server-IP: play.blaze-network.net

BlazeNetwork. We have: Factions: | Survival | PvP | Shop | Economy | McMMo | Auctions | Vote-Crates | Kingdom: | Survival | PvP | Economy | Rollback | Vote-Crates | Custom Map | OP-Prison: | Survival | PvP| Pay | Auctions | Vote-Crates |

Legal and Cracked Joinable with all 1.8 versions and 1.9

play.blaze-network.net

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DrexelCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock

We are a fun caring minecraft community server. We love our players. But we can`t love our players if we don`t have any. Come join us at DrexelCraft.com We have Creative, Kitpvp, Factions, SkyWars, SkyBlock, and Paintball

DrexelCraft.com

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