Dumbest Political Take Minecraft Server

Argument, BELIEF, controversial, debate, DEFEND, dumb, DUMBEST, Ideology, Minecraft, opinion, opinionated, perspective, Political, political analysis, Political discussion, political theory, political viewpoint, Politics, Position, Server, Stance, strong-willed, Stubborn, Viewpoint

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to post your dumbest political takes and defend them to the death! Join us for heated debates, ridiculous arguments, and endless entertainment as you try to convince your fellow players that pineapple does belong on pizza or that the moon landing was faked. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can engage in epic battles of wit and absurdity? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

Country, despise, DISAPPOINTING, disgraceful, DUMBEST, Failures, frustrating, hate, ignorant, incompetent, inept, infuriating, loathe, midwits, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, Region, Server, State, union, Unions, worst drivers, worst people

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

Alien, Creature, design, DISAPPOINTING, DUMBEST, dumbest looking, Extraterrestrial, Failure, fictional, Flop, Horror, least scary, Minecraft, Monster, movie monster, Romulus, Scary, Sci Fi, smp, Space, underwhelming, unimpressive, unsuccessful, xenomorphs

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	907286	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!

alcohol, bad decision, blackout, crazy, Drugs, Drunk, DrunkCraft, DUMBEST, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, HIGH, intoxicated, mistake, Moves, Party, regret, Ridiculous, ridiculous behavior, smp, Story, stupid, Wild

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!

SingleSMP: DumbDaterMoment

awkward, Behavior, Communication, cringe-worthy, DATING, dating advice, DumbDaterMoment, DUMBEST, funny, humor, misconceptions, observations, red flags, Relationship Status, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-sabotage, single, SingleSMP, social cues, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your way to victory!

Join us if you want to witness players trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re going to fly, or see someone accidentally setting their entire house on fire because they thought lava was a cozy fireplace.

We have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to see giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that go straight into the ocean, and houses made entirely out of TNT (for that explosive living experience).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us and see why being single in Minecraft has never been so entertaining!

GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

addicted, addiction, Asians, controversy, culture, DUMBEST, Entertainment, gacha, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, Items, Lucky, market, Media, microtransactions, mobile, Players, Popular, SLOP, Social, trend, virtual, westerners

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Love Letters Sent:	4	Star Shards Collected:	209
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!

FruitBox

Economy, Minecraft Server Gaming Boxpvp PvP Multiplayer Sandbox Creative Adventure Survival Minigames Mods Java Bedrock Redstone Enchantments Biomes Villagers Crafting Exploration, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Potions Brewed:	169	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

FruitBox is a new Boxpvp server where you will find new things that you haven’t seen on other servers! Log in and see for yourself. IP: fruitbox.serv.nu Version: 1.20/1.21 Page: fruitbox.tebex.io Discord: dsc.gg/fruitboxlt

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LiveMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, LiveMC, PvP, RimuruMC, Survival, TikToker

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

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Prosper SMP: Where we promise Vanilla, but always serve up some Discord and chaos on the side!

age 16+, Anarchy, build projects, Chaos, Community, crossplay, dedicated players, Discord, discord server, games, Griefers, hackers, ideals, Mature, Minecraft, new members, Players, Promise, Prosper, respectful, rules, Serve, shared interests, Side, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, welcome

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Votes:	1455	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Community Description
Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft SMP Features
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
Server Rules
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
Join Us
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ

Questions	Answers
Do I need to join the Discord to play on the server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server.
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers or griefers are not allowed on the server.
What kind of community can I expect?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes new members.

MenBeLikeMCServer

5/10, 510, 7/10, acceptance, autism, care, comfort, Companionship, DATING, Emotional support, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Jobless, long term relationship, manchild, Men, MenBeLikeMCServer, relationships, self esteem, Support, Ugly

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being a forever alone player in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where all players are transformed into stunning 10/10 models with irresistible charm. No more worrying about being an ugly 5’10 5/10 with autism, now you can be a 7/10 who will comfort and care for all the jobless manchildren on the server. Join us and find love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond or two!

LeggyHollywoodStar – Minecraft SMP

#workout, Actors, Actresses, beauty, best legs, Celebrities, celebrity legs, famous legs, fashion, FITNESS, Glamorous, Hollywood, Hollywood glamour, Hollywood stars, iconic legs, LeggyHollywoodStar, Legs, Minecraft, red carpet, smp, stunning legs, Style, toned legs

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Emeralds Found:	1318	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Potions Brewed:	100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Hollywood Leg Contest, where players compete to see who has the best legs in the game. Will it be Steve with his perfectly pixelated calves, or maybe even a creeper with surprisingly shapely ankles? The competition is fierce and the stakes are high, so bring your A-game and show off those virtual gams!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures this blocky world has to offer. Who knows, you might just become the next leggy superstar of Hollywood!

BreakfastCraft: NoSharingBF

baking, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Generosity, NoSharingBF, OBLIGATION, personal time, Planning, relationship, scones, self-care, Selfishness, sharing, Time management, travel, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values scones as much as you do? Look no further! Our server is filled with scone enthusiasts who understand the importance of a good breakfast treat.

Join us and experience the thrill of baking scones in-game, where you can trade them with other players for rare items or even build a scone-themed castle. Who knows, you might even find a scone-loving boyfriend in the virtual world!

Don’t worry about running out of scones before your next adventure, our server provides unlimited scone resources for all players. So come on in, bake some scones, and make friends who appreciate the art of breakfast pastries. It’s a scone-tastic time waiting for you!

Quitting for Creepers Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre job, bizarre quitting, CREEPERS, employment, funny, Job, job quitting, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, peculiar, peculiar reason, quirky, Quitting, quitting job, quitting reason, reason, Server, strange, UNUSUAL, work

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Have you ever heard of someone quitting their job because they found a secret portal to a magical Minecraft server filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers? Yeah, neither have we! But that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server. Join us for a wild ride of epic quests, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will have you saying “I quit my job to play on this server” in no time. So what are you waiting for? Jump through the portal and let the madness begin!

MineCraftMania

boring tasks, common chores, daily activities, daily chores, daily grind, daily monotony, daily obligations, daily responsibilities, daily rituals, daily routine, daily tasks, everyday activity, household chores, MinecraftMania, monotonous activities, mundane activities, mundane tasks, Overrated, repetitive tasks, time waster, unproductive habits

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Tired of the same old boring activities in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where we take everyday activities to a whole new level of insanity!

Ever wanted to ride a llama through a volcano while juggling diamond swords? Well, now you can on our server!

Sick of walking your dog in the park? How about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against an army of creepers?

Join us for the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

BritGerCraft: Trump’s Fears & Defense

Alliance, Britain, BritGerCraft, Defense, diplomatic efforts., european security, FEARS, geopolitical concerns, germany, global stability, international relations, military cooperation, military strategy, nato, political tensions, potential conflict, security measures, team-up, transatlantic partnership, trump, Trumps, Ukraine

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92

join dis epic minecraft server where Britain and Germany unite to defend against Trump’s evil plans to ditch Ukraine! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold! Plus, our players are so skilled they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat! So come join the fun and help us save Ukraine from the clutches of the evil orange man! #TeamBritainGermanyUkraineForever

BugBustersMC

abandoned measures, bedbug infestation, bedbugs, BugBustersMC, Cockroaches, disease prevention, health interventions, household pests, insect control, insect repellent, insect-borne diseases, insecticide sprays, malaria control, malaria prevention, Mosquito nets, mosquito-borne illnesses, Pest Control, Pest Management, public health, vector control, vector-borne diseases

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to cockroaches and bedbugs FOREVER! our virtual world is so bug-free that even the spiders are afraid to show their eight-legged faces. build your dream castle without fear of creepy crawlies ruining your day. plus, our players are so talented they can even build mosquito nets out of pixelated blocks. come join us and experience a pest-free paradise like no other!

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