DUMBEST Minecraft Servers

DUMBEST

  • Dumbest Political Take Minecraft Server

    Dumbest Political Take Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to post your dumbest political takes and defend them to the death! Join us for heated debates, ridiculous arguments, and endless entertainment as you try to convince your fellow players that pineapple does belong on pizza or that the moon landing was faked. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can engage in epic battles of wit and absurdity? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

    Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

    Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

    Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

    The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

    But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!

    DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.

    So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SingleSMP: DumbDaterMoment

    SingleSMP: DumbDaterMoment

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    Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your way to victory!

    Join us if you want to witness players trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re going to fly, or see someone accidentally setting their entire house on fire because they thought lava was a cozy fireplace.

    We have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to see giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that go straight into the ocean, and houses made entirely out of TNT (for that explosive living experience).

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us and see why being single in Minecraft has never been so entertaining!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

    GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

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    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

    Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • [1.20.4]🔥RestartCraft🔥| Survival SkyBlock Creative server Minecraft

    [1.20.4]🔥RestartCraft🔥|  Survival SkyBlock Creative server Minecraft

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    RestartCraft is a unique Minecraft game project, an unforgettable pastime, thoughtful systems and hardcore. Our server is not aimed at making money; the players and their emotions are most important to us. You can connect to the project from version 1.18 to 1.20. But our main core is always the latest, so new items and mobs from 1.20 work.

    Our project has developed several modes:

    Survival is a survival server that combines guild wars and RolePlay interactions. It often hosts interesting events where every player can take part. Unique and important systems have been installed that bring convenience and interest to the game. Stable economy and balanced donation, which provides decorative opportunities that do not affect the server economy. A convenient system of warps with the possibility of earning and distribution by category, even an ordinary player can create them. It is possible to create a separate region for guilds, where, depending on the rank, you can change the type of interaction for each participant in this region, have your own virtual warehouses, and you can upgrade guild levels, which provide their own advantages. An overhead chat has been installed, which will increase players’ interest in communication and role-playing. PVP on the server is an integral part, so there is a fair battle system without relogs.

    SkyBlock is a server where players survive on islands. This is not a completely ordinary mode, since here you have the opportunity to create your own automated farms that produce crops in AFK mode, thereby increasing passive income, use improved funnels with the ability to transfer things at a distance, teleportation, filtering items, auto sales, unique beacons that expand the functionality of vanilla beacons. Each player can create warps on the island and earn money from it by setting the price for teleportation; a system for evaluating and sorting warps by attendance has been developed, so you need to try not to lose in the competition. Here you can receive daily cases for each privilege, even for an ordinary player, and also open cases for currency to receive the necessary resources. It is possible to compete at the top between players; ore blocks have value in increasing the level of the island. The fishing system will supplement AFK farm with the weight of fish and, accordingly, an increase in selling prices. Each player can put things up for sale using a virtual store that can sort things into categories; by the way, warps are also divided into categories for convenience.

    BedWars is a new mode on our project. We think you’ll have fun. There are tops to fight for and your season. For the successful completion of the season, goodies are given: privileges and coins. There is a balance in the economy; donations do not solve it. There are no lags.

    Creative is a server on which you can create whatever you want. Build different projects, events and story quests. There is a warp system so that other players can easily teleport to your buildings. The rating system will give you the opportunity to find out whether they liked your creation or not. Here you can also test your mechanisms for other modes. And no one forbade just having a great time.

    A more detailed description of the modes is in this article: https://vk.com/@restartcraft-best

    Interested? Then we are waiting for you on our project. Recommended version for the game: 1.20Login with Bedrock Edition: bedrock.restartcraft.fun:19132

    mc.restartcraft.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ETERNITY | SURVIVAL | 1.16 – 1.20.4 | Minecraft WIP server

    ETERNITY |  SURVIVAL |  1.16 – 1.20.4 |  Minecraft WIP server

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    ✨ETERNITY – Plunge into an incomparable world where creativity meets adventure!✨

    ✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.20.4

    ✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

    ✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

    ✅ Competitions for server tops.

    ✅ Battle and Season Pass.

    ✅ Exclusive plugins.

    ✅ High-quality assembly.

    ✅ Mystical chests.

    ✅ Frequent events.

    ✅ Unique enchantment books.

    ✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

    ✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    ETTY.SU

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 😈 LuckyWorld 😈 Survival, Bedwars, PVP🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

    😈 LuckyWorld 😈 Survival, Bedwars, PVP🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

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    ▒ »> Our project LuckyWorld | IP: mclucky.net

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    ▒ ➥ Latest version

    ▒ ➥ Clans

    ▒ ➥ Cool MiniGames

    ▒ ➥ Weddings

    ▒ ➥ No dupes or lags

    ▒ ➥ Very kind admins and players!

    ▒ ➥ Transformations, clans, lucky blocks!

    ▒ ➥ Shop – /warp shop

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    ⏺ Self-built beautiful spawn!

    ⏺ Cheap donation services

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    Our IP: mclucky.net

    Our website: https://lucky-world.ru/

    mclucky.net

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  • Celestial Realms | 1.20.4 | SMP | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

    Celestial Realms | 1.20.4 | SMP | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

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    Welcome to Celestial Realms! We are a mostly vanilla server with a few quality of life upgrades such as:

    Land claims to prevent griefing (which isn’t tolerated anyway)Crates to unlock OP lootEmerald economy for a simple trading systemBarrel shops to easily buy or sell itemsNo phantoms unless you want themNo PVP unless you both want toNo AI on spawner mobs. Natural spawned mobs still act as normalUnbreakable leashes that prevent entities from taking damage, and they teleport with youWhitelisted to keep a smaller community

    Server IP: Celestial.nether-zone.comPort: 25603

    To join Celestial Realms Minecraft Server:Copy the text below and send it to baconsquid on discord or email it to [email protected]

    Java or Bedrock:Minecraft name:Discord name: (ignore if sent on discord)Age:

    Celestial.nether-zone.com:25603

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